There are so many celebrities who have similar sounding names.But I will always remember the hilarious guy from Scrubs...............Zach Braffanakis. 

The iconic show from the 70's and 80's is resurrected with love, respect and lunacy for the stage!

The only authorized Gong Show in NYC will be at BB Kings on Thursday, Aug 12th...

Tickets are a recession-friendly $15 bucks!

Bizarre. Deranged. Hilarious. Gong Show Live will be the first authorized stage production of the pioneering '70s TV talent show and the prototype for an extended-run stage production in New York and Las Vegas.
 
The original Gong Show set the template for today’s reality TV talent competitions, and was the first to feature amateur “talent” acts who risked humiliation for a shot at fame. Gong Show Live will feature original acts performing for an audience and three judges. If acts are deemed unbearable, they’ll be “gonged,” and/or ridiculed by both the judges and audience members.

Gong Show Live’s MC, comedian Ray Ellin, and its three judges - Chuck Nice, Leslie Gold “The Radiochick” and Dan Naturman - are known from their work in standup comedy, TV and radio.

Again...

Tickets are a recession-friendly $15 bucks!

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You know when something SEEMS like a good idea at the time? When I first got my Pug  years ago, I thought,... I really want her to have a different name,.. I didn't want to go to the Dog Park and hear her name everywhere like Maggie or Scout,..

So I named her Jomama. Funny right? So my friends call me up and ask "Hey Diana! Whatca doin'?" and I'd reply "I just put a harness on Jomama and I'm takin' her for a walk!" Hilarious!  

That was 10 years ago. 

Now I've inadvertently insulted everyone I know and their mothers. So for the record - Please accept my sincere apologies and I'll keep apologizing until I've told everyone,...

In the meantime I still have to say I'm busy later - I have to pick Jomama's poop out of the yard.

If and when The Simpsons Movie 2 is ever made, it should be a parody of that ill-fated Will Ferrell movie, "Semi-Pro".  Homer would be ideal for Will's role as the owner and player of the Springfield Isotropics, an ABA team that is destined for the same fate as the Flint Tropics.  Carl Carlson as Coffee Black would be a hilarious treat...

Chelsea Handler was heard telling friends how disappointed she was about her late night tv show slipping in the ratings . " I want to make some big changes for next season " said Handler . " That fat little Mexican Chuy, can't deliver a punch-line to save his life or immigration status . "   ...  " The only reason I kept him so long was a I find him unintentionally funny . Chuy walks like he's got a hot potato up his Ass ! " ...  " I really want to replace Chuy with that little Colored midget, Gary Coleman . I really didn't know he was so hilarious until I saw him explode on the set of The Insider last month . I like when Coleman told Lisa Bloom to "Go fuk herself,  " " I hope you get hit by a bus tonight Lady, " and " Go drown yourself in the Ocean, "  before storming off his booster seat ........ p.s. Gary is probably better-hung than Chuy ! " 

The sight of Sarah Palin's notes to herself on the palm of her hand are hilarious. Well, as long as she's writing reminders on her hand to herself, I'd like to suggest one more:

"Buy condoms for slutty daughter!"

Let's just cut to the punchline here.  I need to focus on a stupendous display of idiocy; The WBC.  No, this is not a media outlet, it is not a new political faction, it is not a new Pro Wrestling nor MMA Production.  This is Westboro Baptist Church.  These are the "God Hates Fags" morons that go around protesting Funeral Services of military service men and women because they believe that God hates homosexuals sooooo much that he is killing our soldiers to punish us for being a country full of people who accept/tolerate (whatever, you get the picture) homosexuals.  He is punishing us for our complacency...one IED at a time.  Gotcha. 

Okay, first, do these people even read The Holy F--king Bible?  Don't these assholes realize that the last time God was pissed off with flamers he turned Sodom & Gomorrah into dust? Do you think that God did that one soldier at a time?  I' not thinking so.  I'm thinking it was probably something grossly more catastrophic than that.  Further, if he could pick off one soldier at a time, could he not also pick off one homosexual at a time?  So, if he's so mad with homosexuals, then why not pick them off?  Makes a little more sense to go direct to the source.  I'm not suggesting that's a good idea, just trying to make a point.  I have nothing against anyone for their sexuality.  I simply don't care that much about a person's sexuality with the exception of the fact that I LOVE LOVE LOVE (written with a lisp) to make fun of flamboyant men.  Sorry, it's just the way it is.  Chinese people are bad drivers, too. Those fawkers are hilarious.  I almost spit up my tuna salad sandwich at Jersey Mike's subs while watching a very flamboyant man order his sandwhich.  He was a black man with an accent.  Perhaps Nigerian.  I know, it's already hilarious.  He was dressed in khaki pants and a loud button-up shirt with Aussie-style cowboy boots.  He also had those crazy contacts that make your pupils look like star-bursts.  He was on the phone the entire time that he ordered his sandwich, paid for it and exited--never put the phone down.  What an ass, right?  Anyway, this guy starts dancing, like two-stepping and shimming his hips and wriggling his butt to the music that was playing the sub shop, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he's doing it, all the while talking on the phone and ordering a sandwich. Freakin' hilarious!  But I digress....

Back to the WBC. These people showed up outside the Twitter office in San Fransisco (they must have thought they made it to the belly of the beast of the 8th Boglia of Hell!).Why are they protesting Twitter?   Here's the quote from one protester, "Twitter should be used to tell the punks of doomed America that God hates you!"  What?  I'm speechless.  That is so far beyond retarded that I don't know how to respond.  Seriously.

So, here's the really good part.  Apparently, the 9 intelligent people of San Francisco who had nothing to do that day decided to gather to PROTEST the protesters, making a mockery oft he WBC.  These folks were holding signs that said, "God Hates Ponies" and "Sodomy is So Much Fun," just to name a couple.  Love it!  Frickin awesome.

It took less than 30 minutes for the WBC to abandon their Twitter Protest. LMAO!

 Anywho, I don't pretend to know God's intentions nor his preference about people's sexuality, but I can tell you I'm pretty sure that I know what he thinks about assholes.  

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now I have my own webisode The Jace Hall Show where I interview celebrities,

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Have you heard the one about a stupid American marrying a beautiful foreigner from lets say a third world country in Asia that sounds a lot like Philippines, and the beautiful foreigner steals kids and $200,000.00 and gets Visa and moves to California. It's hilarious. It will drive you insane. You should try it sometime if you want to go the funny distance. Not recommended for minors or unprofessionals. This could be very dangerous to your health and should only be undertaken by professional madmen. To all the good Filipinos out there and there are many may you always be blessed.

Note: Anyone who wants to set their friends (haha) up with the one mentioned above, I'll gladly do it. She is beautiful, has a smile that will kill you and actually does.

P.S. Next time I will marry a squirrel, I know they like nuts and are loyal. Or a martian.

 Sarah Palin thinks the way Tina Fey was pretty with glasses was hilarious.