A very close friend of successfully-ousted Illinois Governor Blagojevich has stepped forward to reveal that the real Governor had been and is still being held captive somewhere in Hammond, Indiana. This has been kept secret for the past 2 years until today. And, as claimed, a perfect clone had maliciously replaced him.

However, when queried by a reporter from the Chicago Tribune, the friend had to admit, "Yes, the clone is just as much of a crook as the real ex-Governor!"

During Hillary Clinton's hearing Tuesday on becoming the new U.S. Secretary of State, Governor Palin got out her latest Hammond Atlas. "Wow, we're so far from D.C.!  I wonder if she'll ever make it out here? And, poor Hawaii!"

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