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Chris Martin
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Chris Martin: Cheney and the Portuguese Water Boarding Dog

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
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Dick Cheney

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"Dick Cheney is going out on Halloween night dressed as the Ghost of Torture Past." Richmond, Virginia stand-up comedian Chris Martin discusses David Letterman, the Obama's Portuguese Water Boarding dog, Mel Gibson, Jon Goselin, Michael Moore, Sarah Palin, Teddy Kennedy, Balloon Boy, Meghan McCain, Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus, Lisa Lampanelli and Artie Lange at Paradox Comedy's Motel Hell October 29, 2009. He's introduced by Jesse Wiley and Thomas George.

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SillyWilly
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Nations Gather To Save Tiger.

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Jan 28, 2010
Category: News  
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Tiger Woods

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Nations Gather To Save Tiger.

Ministers from the 13 contries with Tiger Populations will hold a first-ever meeting this week in Hya Hin, Thailand in preparation for a September Tiger Summit in Rusia, where Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has been championing the survival of Tiger. Nearly 40 groups like the World Bank and the Smithsonian aim to double Tiger numbers by 2020.

 

Wow!  I didn't know Tiger had that many influencial friends.  AND they are going to double his numbers by 2020?  I think that's a misprint, they must mean he'll have 2020 by the end of THIS year.


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redneck halloween

By: john G (C)
Submitted: Jan 27, 2010
Category: Weird  
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Halloween

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I used to live in a redneck town, so for halloween we had to visit a haunted trailer. I once saw a baby ghost wearing a dirty diaper.


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Doug Chagnon
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Halloween Karma

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Halloween

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An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. A similar incident happened to a man who was dressed up as a penis.


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Ginobil Gets Rabies Shot

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Manu Ginobili

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Manu Ginobili was given a rabies shot after catching a bat on Halloween. Kobe Bryant was given a rabies shot after shaking hands with Ron Artest.


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DARREN MARLAR
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Jilted Bride Has Halloween Fun

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: News  
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Halloween

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Hundreds of senior citizens outside Chicago got an unexpected Halloween treat Saturday -- a free party sponsored by a jilted bride. Six days before Teanne Harris was to walk down the aisle, her fiancĂ© called off the wedding. And when Harris and her mother went to the catering hall to cancel the reception, they were told their deposit was nonrefundable. That's when Harris noticed the Asbury Court Retirement Community across the street. So instead of letting a Halloween-themed wedding reception go to waste, Harris, 34, decided to move the party to the retirement home. It was a great time for all involved.  ***MARLAR: Plus she found a lot of eligible bachelors.

 


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DARREN MARLAR
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Frankenstein VS Dracula

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2009
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Dracula

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Produced by my friends at Giant Gnome Productions.  I play the part of Frankenstein's monster.  HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you!


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Tricks Are For Kids

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Dick Cheney

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This is a warning to all the kids who stop at Dick Cheney's house this Halloween.You will NOT,I repeat NOT,be bobbing for apples.It's one of his water torture come-ons.


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Jerry Seinfeld - Stand up - Halloween

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Submitted: Oct 29, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Halloween

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Confirmed Haunted House offered on eBay for Halloween

By: kelso danigan (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2009
Category: Weird  
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eBay

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Confirmed Haunted House offered on eBay for Halloween

Has the housing market gotten so bad that people are now using ghosts as real estate agents to avoid commissions?


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