The president invited Republicans to a half-day summit on the subject of health care in an interview with CBS News anchor Katie Couric on Sunday, saying, "What I want to do is to ask them to put their ideas on the table...," adding, "and since these are Republican ideas, the table doesn't have to be too big..."

The Who sang "Who Are You"  at halftime.  Come to think of it that's a question a lot of people their age ask .... who are you,,,,, who am I? 

As I sat watching The Who perform the song, "Who Are You?" during halftime, I was asking the same question...Who are the guys playing the bass and drums, and who are the two old dudes singing and playing guitar?

Watching the Halftime show at the Superbowl, "The Who" should have been billed as, "The Was."  I didn't know if they were going to smash their guitars or their walkers.  Afterwards, they were seen chugging Red Bull laced Metamucil.

Vanilla Ice performed at halftime of a New Jersey Nets game. To make the Nets look good in comparison.

If you spend 1/2 your life without any human influence then the balance with! You will soon dislike the second half of your life you think?  

My popularity has gone up from -5 to 0 that’s progress that means I’m half way up the garbage heap that’s without even trying imagine that!!  

There are matchmakers and then there are match breakers, such as the Huron County judge who sent a woman to jail for polygamy and gave her six months to divorce one of her husbands. Lorri L. Freesland of Kinde pleaded guilty to the charge in December.  Circuit Judge M. Richard Knoblock on Monday sentenced the 43-year-old Freesland to 15 days in jail and one year of probation. He also told her she had six months to resolve her marital status.  ***MARLAR: At which point she’ll likely still get half one husband’s stuff and still have access to all of the other husband’s stuff.  She breaks the law and still gets all-and-a-half from her husbands!

 Tiger Woods was admitted to the Pasadena Recovery Center today . Dr. Pinsky who is best known for his TV show, "  Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, "  told a crowd of gossip reporters,  " Treating a sexual addiction is no different from treating any other compulsive disorder . We have to slowly ween him off the very beautiful Swedish blondes . I will substitute the hot White ladies for something a little less appealing say a half dozen middle-aged African-American Kmart cashiers . We then go gradually down the line by giving him a few Filipino school teachers, then some Panamanian restroom attendants , and finally a couple of  saggy-breasted Aborigine natives from Northern Australia .  (see photo)  That should cure any sexual desire left in the Tiger . "

For the past six decades, a mysterious visitor has left roses and a half-empty bottle of cognac on the grave of Edgar Allan Poe on his birthday, January 19. This year it did not happen.  Instead, the man found out about Facebook and decided to stalk Edgar on that website.