The demolition of Giants Stadium is now underway. The Giants defense tried to stop it, but you can guess how that went.

A well-known vegan suffers a massive stroke and is left without any signs of brain activity.

Upon reading his chart, the nurse says:  "Huh... so I guess it's true: you really are what you eat." 

A new US Fed Tax court ruling says that a sex change operation is tax deductible.  Guess I won't be needing to file for an extension after all. 

Today I was watching ABC News when they brought my attention to a story of a Young College Student named Meghan Shaea who was presented as a person with the "talent" of  "speaking backwards easily". Now I don't know about you, but the high school where I came from they put these people in a "special" room with other "special" people that shared similar traits! Such as, down syndrome, retardation, incestuous by-products with super low IQ's (I'm from ga), and you guessed it "Dyslexia"!!

So for arguments sake, lets pretend that the you, me, and the rest of the world excluding ABC has never heard of this learning disorder that in this case has manifested into the ability to speak backwards! Lets just focus in on the word "talent" and forget all about learning disabilities for a minute. Assuming that she is the only person in the world that can speak this way.. how the hell is it a talent? Who the fck is she going to translate for, Boonhouser from King of the Hill, Fat Alberts friend Mushmouth, Gleek from The Wonder twins, or maybe even Kenny from South Park?? On the bright side, all those douche bags that took French in High School instead of Spanish, only to find out that girls don't "Dig" French and that French people stink, will have someone to laugh at now!!

Tiger Woods was reported to have sexual encounters with other men. I guess it wasn't just his green jackets that were in the closet...

The French have unveiled their latest weapon in the battle against sexually transmitted diseases: a 120-foot condom filled with helium that went on display Tuesday at the Palais de la Decouverte in Paris. 

Said one Frenchwoman viewing the display: "It's okay, I guess… But I've seen bigger."

Said one Frenchman also viewing the display: "What's a condom?"

CBS has rejected a gay dating website ad for the Super Bowl broadcast.  Guess they don't like guys grabbing each other and grunting - unless it's twenty two at a time!

I was going through my notes on ideas for jokes from newspaper clippings and I came across this one.  I don't  know if it's a joke or it really happened.

The police were looking for a delivery truck that was highjacked.  The truck was carrying drugs including Viagra.

So, I guess the police are looking for hardened criminals.  When they're caught I bet they'll get a stiff sentence.

My wife has a facepack on... usually I just have Facebook on... each to their own I guess

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Tiger Woods mistress denounced the use of women pictured golf-balls.  Is there something that I'm missing here?  Wasn't he the one they said was in need of protection from golf clubs?

The Catholic church is under fire for not accepting gay priests.  Can anyone blame them?  Look what the ones who claimed not to be gay did.  Besides, how can a church organization be in trouble for following prescribed Godly protocol.  Doesn't anyone read the Bible anymore?  I'm not saying choice to sin is bad, I'm saying church organizations might want to be church affiliated or at least church dictated.  Come on.  Hey, ya like what you like, but don't try to expect church doctrine to bend to your preferences.  I've been a bad girl in my day and planted a few wild oats of my own.  I'm one to talk but um,  whatever happened to Romans 1:28?  We know what's right.  We may not always agree with what we read- but it's there, in black and white.   

All kids have to have is 40 percent, to pass.  I'm for anything that can help my baby boy get a scholarship.  Yea!  I'm not complaining.  He's a, b honor role most of the time now.  We have come a long way. 

A self-help author faces three counts, for manslaughter.  I guess it's safe to say that his message isn't, "let's try to work this out and be zen about life".  He took some real initiative and tried to get rid of what he perceived to be his negativity.  Do I need self-help?  Not from him, I don't.