So where are they going to put all the Illinois politicians?   

Today Dick Cheney suggested moving the Gitmo detainees to the Moon.  The detainees would have no chance for escape and  they can now be waterboarded.

Prisoners at Guantanamo Bay are getting the H1N1 vaccine,while the American public suffers without.They want to personally thank the imperialist swine who delivered it. 

Here they are:

H1N1 shots of flu virus

Reruns of "Friends"

Barrage of Obama Health Plan Speeches

Constant viewing of reality shows

24-hour drivel (everyday!) by Kathy Lee Gifford talking about making pita bread

During the day the terrorist suspects could work for GM since they are experienced at building bombs.    

A remote island in the South Pacific has agreed to take several prisoners from Guantanamo.  The skipper, the millionaire, the movie star, the professor and Mary Ann!

After Obama's speech, many in the Muslim world said the judge and jury are still out regarding their opinion.  Well, those outside of Gitmo who know what a judge and jury are said that.

To close Gitmo Obama plans to turn it into a Chrysler dealership.

Today Dick Cheney suggested moving the detainees to a Mexican pig farm. 

The Obama administration will no longer describe Gitmo detainees as "enemy combatant". That phrase is now being used to describe the Republicans.