Just as Miami's hotels, restaurants and retail stores are seeing a bump in business for one of the biggest sporting events of the year, law enforcement and social service agencies say they are also witnessing a spike in trafficking of underage sex workers.

As a result, volunteers are out in force in Miami, Florida, this Super Bowl weekend to try to try to get teenage girls off the streets… by moving them into Charlie Sheen's house. 

So said self confessed sex-addicted, Tiger Woods as he left the rehab clinic today . " I know without a doubt in my mind I am 100% cured of my need to hump beautiful Blonde White Women . As part of my treatment I was not allowed to talk to anyone on the outside or have access to TV or Radio . While I was away my agent picked up a major new product endorsement for me  . On Sunday, I will become the new offical spokesman for Toyota at the Superbowl . Right now,  I just can't wait to get my hands on a couple of  Young, Smokin'-Hot, Small-Boobed, Oriental Babes I met at the Auto Show last month  ! "

Today I was watching ABC News when they brought my attention to a story of a Young College Student named Meghan Shaea who was presented as a person with the "talent" of  "speaking backwards easily". Now I don't know about you, but the high school where I came from they put these people in a "special" room with other "special" people that shared similar traits! Such as, down syndrome, retardation, incestuous by-products with super low IQ's (I'm from ga), and you guessed it "Dyslexia"!!

So for arguments sake, lets pretend that the you, me, and the rest of the world excluding ABC has never heard of this learning disorder that in this case has manifested into the ability to speak backwards! Lets just focus in on the word "talent" and forget all about learning disabilities for a minute. Assuming that she is the only person in the world that can speak this way.. how the hell is it a talent? Who the fck is she going to translate for, Boonhouser from King of the Hill, Fat Alberts friend Mushmouth, Gleek from The Wonder twins, or maybe even Kenny from South Park?? On the bright side, all those douche bags that took French in High School instead of Spanish, only to find out that girls don't "Dig" French and that French people stink, will have someone to laugh at now!!

Osama Bin Laden released another video praising the Christmas Day underwear bomber. He also plugged his upcoming slacker comedy, “Two Girls, One Cave.” It's in previews now.

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Sean Lee

http://seanmichaellee.blogspot.com/

http://www.seanmichaellee.com

I see where Japanese scientists are cranking out these female robots.

And the girls are so polite.They have signs saying:Insert Here ====>

 Police in a small Ohio town are looking for two young girls -- believed to be 12 and 14 years old -- who robbed the 1st National Bank and eluded a police helicopter and dogs, The Cincinnati Enquirer reports. (They were last seen with their blinking light tennis shoes, toting a Hanna Montana bag for the money and a plastic .44 magnum.)

Among the cast for the upcoming season of "The Celebrity Apprentice" include Rod Blagojevich, Sharon Osbourne, and Cyndi Lauper.  Cyndi already has a hit song about why they all joined: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

This should be under the category "The Celebrity Apprentice", not "America's Got Talent".

From the 2009 CD "Almost Pretty"

ACTUALLY THE MEDIA'S BEING UNFAIR TO TIGER WOODS. ALL THIS TALK OF HIM HAVING 18 GIRLFRIENDS HAS NOW BEEN PROVED TO BE FALSE.

THE MEDIA HAD BEEN MISLEAD BY THE TALK OF HIM HUMPING 18 HOLES...HENCE 18 GIRLS.

ITS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THERE WERE ONLY 9 GIRLS. THE HOLES REMAIN THE SAME......18. ONLY THEY WERE THE FRONT 9 AND THE BACK 9.