Gilbert Arenas has written an op-ed piece for The Washington Post. That's Arenas for you: always shooting from the hip.

Delonte West's weapons trial was postponed until April 26. Delonte West has a WAY better lawyer than Gilbert Arenas.
 

Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton have been suspended for the rest of the season. Which is cool because now they have plenty of time to practice shooting.

Los Angeles Lakers forward Pau Gasol was one of 10 NBA players donating $1,000 for every point he scored Friday night to the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund.  In addition, the NBA Players Association is sending Gilbert Arenas to help with crowd control.

The Washington Generals have offered contracts to Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter. And if they say no, we hear Gilbert Arenas is available.
 

The Washington Wizards are reportedly distancing themselves from Gilbert Arenas. Mainly to be out of shooting range.

A driver whose SUV plunged into a Northern California creek after he was startled by his hands-free cell phone device escaped the sinking vehicle by blasting out the window with a handgun.  This isn't witchcraft that he got out with a handgun, but it was certainly Wizardry.

A driver whose SUV plunged into a Northern California creek after he was startled by his hands-free cell phone device escaped the sinking vehicle by blasting out the window with a handgun.  This isn't witchcraft that he got out with a handgun, but it was certainly Wizardry.

Three players have been kicked off the Duke football team after being charged with felonious possession of a weapon. Gilbert Arenas has already added them on Facebook.