Pitcher Tim Lincecum of the San Francisco Giants,has won the Cy Young Award for the second straight year.He led the National League in strikeouts and marijuana possession.

On Thursday, San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum was awarded the NL Cy Young by the Baseball Writers Association and High Times Magazine.

A South Carolina woman who heard a giant splash in her backyard discovered a 650-pound cow had fallen into her swimming pool. The 'splash and run' is said to be payback for all late-night tipping episodes from years past.

The New York Giants are pretty sure they will not lose next week. But only because they're not playing.

San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum is facing misdemeanor charges after a state trooper approached his Mercedes and smelled marijuana. Lincecum was inside and high.

A 35-mile crack in the desert of Ethiopia will likely become a new ocean eventually, researchers now confirm.   Researchers have also confirmed that the giant crack in Octomom will eventally become a new Grand Canyon.

Produced by my friends at Giant Gnome Productions.  I play the part of Frankenstein's monster.  HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you!

The New Orleans Saints manhandled the New York Giants on Sunday. The New York defense was so ineffective, New Orleans made them honorary levees.
 

The Sun's enormous plasma balls may wipe out our technology-driven civilization, says  NaturalNews.com.

"Natural fluctuations in the sun's atmosphere could cause it to fire a giant plasma ball at Earth, shutting down the planet's electric grids and leading to widespread social collapse, according to a report from the U.S. National Academy of Sciences (NAS).

In other words, if the sun decides to "teabag" us, we're dead.  Thought you'd want to know. 

A Swedish man got dragged into the swirling brushes of a giant car wash and came out with four broken ribs recently. The 60-year-old man was using a high-pressure hose to clean his bus when the hose accidentally hit a sensor and activated the brushes, which trapped it. As the man fought to free the hose, his foot got stuck and he was pulled in and pinned against one of the machine's rotating bristles. A court has awarded 6,000 crowns (about $570) to the man who was rescued after someone heard his screams and pushed the machine's emergency stop button. ***MARLAR: On the plus side, he did get a free hot wax and buff dry.