Chelsea Clinton is getting married this weekend. Chelsea will be wearing a Vera Wang-Bill will be trying to wang Vera.

15 year old Pro Golfer Alexis Thompson won't be allowed to play in one of the LPGA Tour's biggest events.  Apparently pro golf is okay with being associated with skanky cocktail waitresses, but they draw the line at underage girls.

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Tony Hayward is stepping down as CEO of BP

He claims he wants to get his life back by going to Siberia

Is he totally naive or what?

By the way FOX news reports Tony Hayward has just bought the Brooklyn Bridge

The only laugh I got at the Open Mike Night was when I asked the club manager when I could get more stage time.  "Let me put it this way," he said, "you couldn't make a hyena laugh.  If I pumped laughing gas in here, you'd still flop.  You are like the Clown of Darkness at the end of the world..."

"So, I'll call next week then...?"   

 A zedonk, an unusual cross between a donkey and a zebra, is attracting attention at the Chestatee Wildlife Preserve in Dahlonega after being born there about a week ago. The animal has a zebra father and donkey mother.  It looks like a zebra but, with white stripes on it's face and legs must really feels like a jackass.

On his trip through the Balkans this week, Israeli president Shimon Peres was asked by Slovenian journalists when Israel would start talking to Hamas.

“If Hamas ceases its terrorism, recognizes Israel and states it willingness to negotiate with Israel, then Israel will also be ready to negotiate, said Peres.” He then pointed to the example of the West Bank. “What the Palestinians have been able to achieve on the West Bank is amazing, he said. ‘They are beginning to build their state and we are helping them.’”

“And look, ” he added, “They still get to kill Israelis!”  

: )

And when they get a little older, Iran will also pay for their suicide vests.  

I met this real estate agent who said "Sir, buy this house, it is close to the Cinema theater, close to the hospital, close to the town bus stop, close to the international school, close to the temple, close to the office you work." I asked him, "how much does it cost?" he said "$ 1,100,267/-" I said "Let us close this conversation as it is no way close to my budget"

Apparently it gets lousy reception at KKK rallies.

After a controversial ruling in Sunday’s race, IndyCar Driver Helio Castroneves is stripped of his win.  When NASCAR fans heard that a driver was stripped they were disappointed to learn it wasn’t Danica Patrick.

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