Unemployment is now 10.2 percent. How bad is the economy? The economy is so bad that Archie is pimping Betty AND Veronica. The economy is so bad that people are using the DMV as a portrait studio. The economy is so bad the former Miss USA, Carrie Prejean, had to pawn her implants. The economy is so bad, Donald Trump had to fire himself. The economy is so bad, the Three Little Pigs can't afford to get swine flu. The economy is so bad, the GEICO caveman ate the GEICO Gecko. The economy is so bad, Madonna adopted a baby from Detroit.

The man could face up to 10 years in prison.  However,  he did convince Andrews she could save 15% on her car insurance by switching to Geico.  

Suspiciously, Gidget's death comes just one day after Michael Vick completes his prison sentence.

Gidget had a lot in common with Regis Philbin.  She was old and was a female that played a male on TV.

Sonia Sotomayor praised Gidget as a fine Latino actress--a much better choice for TV commercials than a male poodle.  

A memorial service will be held for Gidget at the LA Staples Center.  Celebrities who are expected to eulogize Gidget include the Geico gecko, Morris the Cat, and the Energizer Bunny.

Taco Bell will honor Gidget by using her meat in their chalupas.

Geico needs to stop picking on cavemen,and replace them with Paris Hilton.The ad would read:Geico,so easy it's like doing Paris Hilton. 

Ruth Madoff, the wife of disgraced former broker Bernard Madoff, has given up rights to about $80m worth of assets and will be left with $2.5m.  That's so tragic.   It's good she saved 15% on her car insurance by switching to Geico.

people are doing whatever they can to cut expenses.  Today Arlen Specter switched to Geico.   

The participants in the NBA's first officially sanctioned H-O-R-S-E competition will instead be spelling out G-E-I-C-O. Players are happy the event is not sponsored by Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance.

Iran's president is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore. He wants an apology from the U.S.

"The U.S. is very offensive to my people. All Geico caveman ads must stop now!"