Obama promised the gay leaders that he would work diligently for equal rights for gays.  The gay leaders showed their appreciation to Obama by redecorating the Oval Office.

Governor Mark Sanford is quoted as saying, "I spent the last five days crying for my life in Argentina." This prompted both musical fan geeks and gays everywhere to break out into EVITA'S 'Don't Cry For Me Argentina'.

While the gay community is good at dishing it out, apparently it can't take any ribbing back.

About a photo shown in the upcoming Bruno movie of a baby sitting in a hot tub where two men are having sex (only two?), GLAAD senior director Rashad Robinson said, "As someone who sat at the back of a focus group audience outside of Los Angeles, I felt they were laughing at us at times."

God forbid gays should be comedy targets like the rest of us! Geez, you'd think if anyone should be OK with being the BUTT of the joke...

I mean, you'd think that if there's anyone who wouldn't be tight-assed about comedy...it's gay people.

Gays can be so catty.  I have this gay friend who likes to pick out my flaws and he said, "how come your left eye is always red"  ?

I looked at him and said, "because, that's my cum eye"  . 

Miss California is through in pageants. Now that she's pissed off the gays, who's going to style her hair? Who's going to design her dresses? Who's going to WATCH HER BEAUTY PAGEANT? Normal heterosexual Christian men won't watch--they're too busy looking at the semi-nude picture of her at 17.

"He dislikes gays," claims Congressman Frank of Massachusetts. "Nonsense" retorted Scalia. "I love faggots and lesbos! Perverts can coexist with normal American folks."

Republican Vice Presidental candidate, Sarah Palin and her church, support and believe prayer can convert gays to hetorsexuality.  If true, the dating pool for single women in San Francisco would immediately grow by tens of thousands. 

Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.  If  the conference is successful, there goes Alaska's musical theater.