The first tea party convention was held this weekend in Nashville Tennessee at the Gaylord Opryland Hotel. No gaylords were admitted. 

The Pentagon announced that they are changing their "Don't Ask/Don't Tell" policy of excluding gays from the military.

The new policy will be: "Does This Uniform Make My Butt Look Big?" 

It's time to repeal the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy and allow gay troops to serve openly for the first time in history, the nation's top defense officials declared Tuesday.  Finally, troops can make suggestions for decorating their barracks without fear of dismissal. 

The Pentagon has modified their "Don't Ask/Don't Tell" policy of excluding gays from the military.

However, things could still get a bit uncomfortable every time a sergeant announces he's going to inspect all the privates.

Tiger Woods was reported to have sexual encounters with other men.  This marks the first time in history that a gay sexual encounter didn't involve Craigslist.

CBS has rejected a gay dating website ad for the Super Bowl broadcast.  Guess they don't like guys grabbing each other and grunting - unless it's twenty two at a time!

So if you want to see unbridled, hot, sweaty man-on-man action, watch any play of the game. 

So if you want to see something gay during the game, tune in to Dancing with the Stars. 

Was stopped on the street and asked by an Inquiring Photographer if in this day and age there still was such a thing as "truly a man's job."  After thinking it over for a minute or so, the only answer i could come up with was "lead actor in a gay porn film."