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DARREN MARLAR
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Is There Anything We WON'T Buy?

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 20, 2009
Category: News  
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Chicago

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A clump of Elvis Presley's hair sold for $15,000 at a Chicago auction. But that's nothing. In 2002, a clump of the singer's hair went for almost $115,000! Remember when Britney Spears went crazy and took an umbrella to hit an empty car?  Well, the umbrella  went up on Ebay -- starting at $25,000. Although the auction site took the item down, bids exceeded the starting price (and may have been bought offline.) John Lennon's Steinway piano, which he composed 'Imagine,' went for $2 million. The buyer? Singer George Michael. During a 1999 auction, Marilyn Monroe's infamous "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" dress went for $1,267,500. One of Michael Jackson's jewel-encrusted gloves sold for $49,000 in an Australian auction. Judy Garlands ruby slippers from 'The Wizard of Oz' sold to a private collector in 2000 for $666,000.  ***MARLAR: I’m also happy to announce that later today you’ll be able to bid on my old 3XL shirts (I’ve moved up to 4XL).  Bidding is expected to go nowhere. 

 


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Contenders make pitch at baseball's trading deadline

By: B Manzo (M)
Submitted: Sep 1, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Washington Nationals

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The Los Angeles Dodgers announced they had acquired former all-star pitcher Jon Garland to bolster their playoff hopes. Meanwhile, the Washington Nationals announced they had acquired the rights to play Judy Garland songs at their games.  


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