What have we done to our kids tho seriously?, things were alot different when i was growing up, Fast food is now healthy, video games now have fucken fitness programmes, have you seen that shit. Wii Fit.got this fucken board that you stand on and it tells you how fat you are...wow, thanks...im glad i bought this game.

Seriously dont buy this game for your girlfriends if you EVER want to get laid again. Here you go honey its fun,stand on this..calculating body mass....Oh wow you got.... the high... score...yaaaaaaaay :s ..the couch?....ok :(. 

Sarah Palin told Oprah between commercial breaks about her relationship with Levi Johnston ." I'm really so sorry he didn't marry my daughter Bristol . We had so much fun together . Levi and I would play many games whenever he came over to our house . My favorite game was,  " Guess what book I'm gonna read next ? "  If I stumped him I would grab him by the crotch and yell " Gotcha ! "  ***  Oprah broke the news to Sarah that Levi was going to pose nude in Playgirl Magazine next month . " Oh I didn't know that Oprah," confessed Palin . " I'm gonna fetch me a copy just as soon as it comes out . I can't wait to see Levi's titties ! "

Vegas is giving odds that the recent marriage of Khloe Kardashian and Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom will meet its ultimate demise within six months, one year, or three more road games. 

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Facebook is an amazing way to pass time when your board.  It's filled with games and quizes you can do while not connecting with your friends.  I recently took the "How Many Sexual Partners You Have in 2009/2010" quiz.

 My results - "None, because your lame ass spends too much time taking douchey ass survey's on Facebook, when you should probably be at the bar looking for women who leave their drinks unattended."

Jimmy Rollins believes the Phillies will win the World Series in five games. He also believes the world is flat.

The Pittsburgh Penguins won 8 of their first 9 games. In related news, we think the hockey season may have started.
 

Delonte West plans to travel with the Cavaliers to Texas for their next two games. In fact, he's already called shotgun.
 

Free agent forward Josh Childress almost signed with the Cavaliers in the off-season. Then he discovered they play all their home games in Cleveland.

The St. Louis Rams have only won 2 of their last 20 games.   Rush better stock up on that OxyContin. 

Anna Ferris was born Feb. 11, 1900, in New York City. That’s right, she’s 109-years-old. But she didn’t let her age stop her from participating in the annual senior games this past weekend at Thomas Bull Memorial Park in Orange County, New York. Her grandson Joe Begendorf says, “She’s doing this well because we try to keep her out of the wheelchair as much as possible.” So what did she accomplish at this year’s games? Well, she finished the 100-meter dash with support only from her walker, she used a metal bat to hit a softball 15 feet off a tee, she threw a football more than 9 feet and she even kicked a soccer ball and hit the back of the net! Joe says that was her proudest moment of the day and for all 109 years of splendor and life, she smiled with the excitement of a little girl.  ***MARLAR: She also came in first place in the “Yell at Kids to Get Off Your Lawn” contest.