In an effort to curb alcoholism, the UK has banned drinking games. The move is also modeled to encourage weight loss, as it’s impossible to eat British food sober.

A body was discovered in the wheel well of a NY-to-Tokyo flight today. Health officials are trying to determine if the man died of hypothermia. Or plain old airline food. 

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Police in Colorado arrested a 28-year-old man accused of passing out in a McDonald's play area and telling his two children to bite the officers who were trying to arrest him. Colorado Springs police said officers had to use a Taser on Joshua Alger to subdue him Wednesday after he allegedly passed out drunk at the fast-food restaurant.  Police said Alger refused officers' orders and at one point told his children to "bite the officers' faces off."  ***MARLAR: Which is more like an “UN-happy Meal.”

Freegans are folks who live only on stuff other people have thrown out. They have homes and jobs, but they Dumpster-dive for clothes, household items, and even food. I'm as concerned about the environment as anyone, but if I want to put trash in my mouth I’ll go back to dating.

54 inches of snow fell in northern Arizona, blanketing the huge Navajo and Hopi Indian reservations. Basic necessities had to be airlifted in, chief among them food, medicine and whiskey.

The storm dumped so much snow that retirees were actually seen outfitting their golf carts with snow chains.
 

A small Vermont town is worried radiation from its sole nuclear power plant might be seeping into the ground water. The news isn’t all that bad. Ben and Jerry actually released a seasonal batch of new Very Berry Toxic Fall Out Food Flavor. 

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A food fight in Brownsville, Texas has led to a cafe owner facing an aggravated assault charge over a customer allegedly whacked on the head with plate. Police said Maria Del Rayo Cordero was accused of tossing a tray of food and tea at the customer who had complained he ordered a chicken dish, but was served beef. Police said the owner is accused of grabbing a plate and striking the man. ***MARLAR: The owner took the chicken way out to deal with a customer who had a beef with him.

The Masturbating Bear, formerly employed with "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien," is seen holding a sign on Hollywood Boulevard that reads, "Will jerk off for food."

I like to wander into food courts,and have my orders overruled. 

Barack and Michele Obama with smiling faces, served up food at a homeless shelter on Martin Luther King Day . He announced to his hungry homeless guests , .... " I have a dream, too ! " ........ " I have a dream after the 2012 elections are over with, I will open my own Boston Market Family Restaurant ." .....  " I have a dream of offering affordable dinners to working class people who are too lazy to cook for themselves ." ....... " I have a dream of selling healthy kids meals for as little as $2.99 . "...... " I have a dream of offering senior citizens a discount of up to 10% with proof of age . " ........ " I have a dream of watching my wife Michele working the cash register and trying to give correct change to impatient White people . " ................ " I HAD a dream last night Hillary Clinton won the 2008 Democratic Primary and I wouldn't be here dreaming now ! "