Jersey Shore" dimwitted diva Snookie, again embarassing her teachers in Marlboro, NY by declaring New Jersey fighting for the "South" during the Civil War. Seems she was thrown off by the word "Civil".

What bothers me is when people sing about something they know nothing about.

Come on, Barry Manilow in a Bar Fight.  

He might of been at the Coppa Cabana,but they weren 't no guys fighting over a women.

A teacher at a New York City public school has been charged with turning his fourth-grade classroom into a fighting ring.  Joseph Gullotta told two of his students, ages 9 and 10, to settle an argument with a classroom fight.  One of the students suffered a cut lip, and the other sustained a bruised and swollen head during the Jan. 28 incident at P.S. 65 in the Ozone Park neighborhood. ***MARLAR: Actually, it’s the person reported this that should be in trouble.  After all, we all know the first rule of Fight Club.

NASA is planning to Outsource Outerspace.  They are encouraging private entrepreneurs to build, launch and OPERATE Spacecrafts.

I can see it all now.  The line for applicants will go around the Pentagon. 

Indian Phone Jockeys,

Iranian Neuclear Fighter Pilots,

Wacky Iraqy Cabdrivers from NY,

Palastian Suicide B52 Bomber Pilots,

Al-Quazy Kamikaze Pilots,

The French have unveiled their latest weapon in the battle against sexually transmitted diseases: a 120-foot condom filled with helium that went on display Tuesday at the Palais de la Decouverte in Paris. 

Said one Frenchwoman viewing the display: "It's okay, I guess… But I've seen bigger."

Said one Frenchman also viewing the display: "What's a condom?"

The Russian fighter is equipped with radar-evading stealth technology, supersonic cruising speed, has a range of 3,430 miles – and it even parallel parks itself.

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My wife and I have been married over

50 years and we never once have mentioned

Divorce.

We've both mentioned Murder a few times, but never divorce.

 The French have unveiled their latest weapon in the battle against sexually transmitted diseases: a 120-foot flying condom....... Should we tell France that AIDS ISN'T AN AIRBORNE DISEASE!

A food fight in Brownsville, Texas has led to a cafe owner facing an aggravated assault charge over a customer allegedly whacked on the head with plate. Police said Maria Del Rayo Cordero was accused of tossing a tray of food and tea at the customer who had complained he ordered a chicken dish, but was served beef. Police said the owner is accused of grabbing a plate and striking the man. ***MARLAR: The owner took the chicken way out to deal with a customer who had a beef with him.

Frederic the fighter from Frankfurt fought ferociously feeling flabbergasted as Felix from France farted a few feet from his forehead following a forgetable fall from the floor.