The FBI is trying to figure out what the white powder is that was recently sent to 4 foreign consulates.  Maybe the Feds are using "cutting edge optical technology"; ya know, razor blades and mirrors.

The pilots of that wayward Airbus A-320 now admit they were using their laptops while overshooting the airport by 150 miles . The laptop's names were : Flight Attendant Bette "Busty" Bennington and Flight Attendant "Fiery" Fiona Fiorentino .  Pilots Richard Cole and Timothy Cheney admitted to FBI agents and NTSB investigators, " That was one hell of a career ending Lap-Dance we got at 37,000 feet ! "

After flying in circles 150 miles past the airport, NWA pilot Richard Cole told Federal Agents in Minneapolis he had little to report about the mishap . " we were not asleep , we were not fighting or arguing, and we weren't drunk ."  FBI agents interviewed several passengers who said everything seemed normal until flight attendant Bette "Busty" Bennington went inside the cockpit .  The voice recorder in the cabin didn't tell investigators much in the way of spoken words . However there were a lot of  " Ohhhhhh's,"  " Ahhhhh's," " Mmmmm's,"  and a few " Yes! Yes! Yes's " and many " Oh My Gods,"  heard on the tape .

The DMV may soon be looking at you in their crime cases. The FBI launched a project this week in North Carolina that uses state driver's license photos and facial-recognition technology to track down crime suspects.  ***MARLAR: Gosh-awful driver’s license photos will now double as gosh-awful mug shots. 

A robbery suspect’s note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve. The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. The FBI says the man walked into the Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read: “Be quick be quite. Give your cash or I’ll shoot.” He got about $400. The suspect was later arrested at his place of employment, a local tattoo parlor, where he was getting a tattoo of his own which read, “I just robbed the Fifth Third Bank”

FBI records reveal that Anna Nicole Smith was under investigation in 2000 and 2001 for a murder-for-hire plot. 

Prosecutors ultimately decided there wasn’t enough evidence to charge the model. 

They couldn’t prove she enlisted any outside help in killing her career.

Authorities were, however, able to convict Smith of slaughtering 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, and a 20-piece Chicken McNuggets — all in a single sitting. 

The FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime incident in which a black woman was beaten to the ground by a white man at the entrance to the Cracker Barrel restaurant in Morrow, Georgia.

Who would have guessed that a place called the "Cracker" Barrel would be ground zero for any kind of racial attacks.

The FBI thinks they have caught the bank robber, the U30 bandit, known for doing bank jobs in under half a minute. Coincidentally, his unsatisfied girlfriend had the same nickname for him.

Edward Eugene Harper accused child molester and one of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted Fugitives, was apprehended Thursday in Wyoming.  In 1994 Harper was indicted for conspiracy to commit sexual battery, fondling a child and sexual battery.  He has been living on Wyoming since 1994, working odd jobs and herding sheep.  Incidentally, he is also on PETA’s most wanted list for committing similar crimes.