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SillyWilly
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If the kids don’t behave, shoot em’

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: News  
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Tennessee

79 Jokes

If the kids don’t behave, shoot em’

The son of a well-known Alcoa, Tennessee pastor has taken out an order of protection against his father. The young man told police his father pulled out a handgun and threatened to kill him, his wife and family when they met at the father’s church to discuss his lack of church attendance.

Evangelist Pat Roberson said the son has been cursed by one thing after another since he swore a pact to the devil.
All families should handle their children the way this fine young pastor from Tennessee has, Robertson said.

 


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A New Game!

By: Dasher  (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Kansas

113 Jokes

A New Game!

A toy company in Arkansas has just announced their new board game. It's called:

"Incest! The Game The Whole Family Can Play!"


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DARREN MARLAR
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Go To Church Or I'll Shoot You

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Religion

1172 Jokes  29 Videos

The son of a well-known Alcoa, Tennessee pastor has taken out an order of protection against his father, claiming he was threatened with a gun during an argument at a church over his lack of church attendance.  The younger man told police his father pulled out a handgun when they met at the church to discuss church attendance. He told officers his father pointed the gun at him and threatened to kill him, his wife and family.  ***MARLAR: Is this an example of the argument “it’s freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion”?


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Hunter Downs
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When In Doubt

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Jan 27, 2010
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Brett Favre

92 Jokes

While Tiger Woods is in sex rehab in Mississippi,his wife Elin is staying with Brett Favre and his family.Brett has advised her to divorce him,remarry him,divorce him,remarry...............


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SillyWilly
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More Trouble in Paradise

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2010
Category: News  
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Hawaii

60 Jokes

More Trouble in Paradise

A recent police report in Hawaii says that they have arrested a local Hawaiian woman and charged her with threatening a family member of the president of the United States by saying she would blow away Michelle O’Bama.

The woman’s defense was, “I didn’t say I was going to blow away Michelle O’Bama. I said I want to blow O’Bama.”

Has the Secret Service checked on the whereabouts of Monica Lewinskys???

 


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American Kennel Club names top dogs. Triumph is steamed

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Jan 24, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Animal

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American Kennel Club names top dogs. Triumph is steamed

The American Kennel Club named the top dogs in pop culture. The AKC ranked dogs from every aspect of American culture: film, TV, literature, sports, art and the list goes on.

The top 10 dogs in Pop Culture:

1. Snoopy

2. Texas A&M's Reveille

3. Scooby Doo

4. Eddie from 'Fasier' TV show

5. Pound Puppy toy

6. 'Dogs Playing Poker' painting

7. 'How much is that doggie in the window' song

8. Georgetown's Jack the Bulldog

9. 'Who let the dog out' song

10. Brian Griffin from 'Family Guy' TV show.

Now, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog is pissed. "Who the hell is Jack the bulldog," asks Triumph. "And who ever heard of some of these other douche bags. Fuck these guys. What the Fuck do they know from dogs?"

 


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I may be having a sitcom flashback

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Jan 21, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Marriage

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I may be having a sitcom flashback

Is it just me, or is Sofia Vergera, who plays Ed "Al Bundy" O'Neill's wife in the ABC comedy "Modern Family," an Hispanic version of Peg Bundy?


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Winehouse Pays Out

By: Billy Reno 
Submitted: Jan 21, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Amy Winehouse

75 Jokes

Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty to assaulting a theater manager at a family Christmas show and was ordered to pay her victim $300 – or, in Winehouse-speak – two 8-balls.


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Alex Schubert
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Blaming others is contagious

By: Alex Schubert (C)
Submitted: Jan 20, 2010
Category: News  

A study says that blaming other people can become contagious.  Actually, blaming other people is genetic to me.  It runs in the family.


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Kascha Kwan
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PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S I HAVE A DREAM SPEECH ON M.L.K.DAY

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Jan 20, 2010
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

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PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S I HAVE A DREAM SPEECH ON M.L.K.DAY

Barack and Michele Obama with smiling faces, served up food at a homeless shelter on Martin Luther King Day . He announced to his hungry homeless guests , .... " I have a dream, too ! " ........ " I have a dream after the 2012 elections are over with, I will open my own Boston Market Family Restaurant ." .....  " I have a dream of offering affordable dinners to working class people who are too lazy to cook for themselves ." ....... " I have a dream of selling healthy kids meals for as little as $2.99 . "...... " I have a dream of offering senior citizens a discount of up to 10% with proof of age . " ........ " I have a dream of watching my wife Michele working the cash register and trying to give correct change to impatient White people . " ................ " I HAD a dream last night Hillary Clinton won the 2008 Democratic Primary and I wouldn't be here dreaming now ! "   


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