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bix brillo
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til we meat again

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Vegetarian

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...adventurer Alan Hissle became stranded in Canadian Rockies after falling and breaking his leg.  Hissle, a vegetarian, could not find any vegetation to eat because of the snow, so he tried to eat anything he could find.  For 4 days he subsisted on dead birds and bugs.  He told his rescuers that in order to survive, he had become a meat seeking Hissle.  


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Wal-Mart Caskets

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: News  
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Walmart

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In addition to buying your groceries, shampoo and cleaning supplies at Wal-Mart, you can add another discounted item to your list: A casket. Yes, Wal-Mart has started selling caskets at prices that undercut most funeral homes. However, Wal-Mart's caskets are only available online from the company's web site. The selection of 15 caskets and dozens of urns ranges in price from $999 to $3,199. Most are under $2,000.  ***MARLAR: Wal-Mart actually created demand for caskets after so many of their customers were killed by the falling prices.

 


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Time Warped

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Oct 31, 2009
Category: Entertainment  

When it comes to Daylight Savings Time,I'm much more familiar with falling back,than springing forward.


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Tough Kid

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Oct 20, 2009
Category: News  
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California

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A California toddler is alive after falling 30 feet from an apartment window and landing on concrete and rocks. The fall helped cure Eric Clapton's writer's block.


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DARREN MARLAR
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Obama's Approval Ratings Finally Rising

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2009
Category: News  
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Inauguration

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President Barack Obama's approval ratings are starting to rise after declining ever since his inauguration, new poll figures show as the country's mood begins to brighten. But concerns about the economy, health care and war persist, and support for the war in Afghanistan is falling. An Associated Press poll says 56 percent of those surveyed in the past week approve of Obama's job performance, up from 50 percent in September. It's the first time since he took office in January that his rating has gone up.  ***MARLAR: Probably because watching his televised speeches is still more entertaining than the new Fall TV lineup.  


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Love in an infirmary

By: Chad Reiling (C)
Submitted: Aug 6, 2009
Category: News  
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Steven Tyler

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Love in an infirmary

Rock legend Steven Tyler of Aerosmith suffered head, neck and shoulder injuries in a tumble from the stage at a South Dakota concert.

Initially, officials thought it was merely his popularity falling.  15 years ago.


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FALLING BEHIND

By: SUZIE WONG (M)
Submitted: Aug 6, 2009
Category: Blogs  

The sooner you fall behind , the more time you will have to catch up  


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Life is too short, take time to stop and smell the Reese's

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Life is too short, take time to stop and smell the Reese's

A man died Wednesday after falling into a vat of hot melted chocolate. His burial will be attended by his immediate family and 6 million ants.


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Hillary Clinton

By: Mark  (C)
Submitted: Jun 18, 2009
Category: Political  
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Hillary Clinton

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On Wednesday, Hillary Clinton fractured her right elbow after falling, reported to have fallen at the White House, contrary reports have now come in that she was seen leaving the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Massachusetts at 3 AM on Wednesday morning!


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Computers Causing Injuries in the Home

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 9, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Porn

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From 1994 to 2006, injuries caused by people tripping over computer wires or getting hit by falling equipment rose from about 1,300 a year to 9,300 a year, an increase of 732 percent nationwide.  And these statistics don't include assaults that occured when wives caught their husbands looking at Internet porn.


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