Facebook is an amazing way to pass time when your board.  It's filled with games and quizes you can do while not connecting with your friends.  I recently took the "How Many Sexual Partners You Have in 2009/2010" quiz.

 My results - "None, because your lame ass spends too much time taking douchey ass survey's on Facebook, when you should probably be at the bar looking for women who leave their drinks unattended."

Why does FACEBOOK...Not have a FACEBOOK PAGE?

To try to reach young people around the world, the memorial museum at Auschwitz has launched a page on Facebook, the social networking site usually home to news and photos about friends.  It has sent thousands of friend requests, saying that they just need help in “Farmville”.

I met this girl who was so Ugly,... ( How ugly was she?)That Facebook banned her profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

According to FaceBook, the happiest day of the year is Thanksgiving! That's according to the new Facebook Gross National Happiness index. To build the new index, Facebook researchers culled the stats from two years of anonymous "status updates" from the site's 100 million users in the United States.  ***MARLAR: That’s just the number of postings on Thanksgiving Day though – what about the content of those posts?  Maybe people were saying, “I’m sick of turkey”... “I’m sick of football”... “I’m sick of Uncle Karl”...

...until I discovered Tagged, whose members look like refugees from the Jerry Springer Show. If Facebook is the Upper West Side and MySpace is the Bronx, then Tagged is a trailer park in New Jersey.

For some reason, they all have large breasts. Apparently, not only was Jesus able to turn water into wine, he was also able to turn B-cups into D-cups

..FACEBOOK IS MY FARMVILLE..

In related news, today Bubbles the chimp opened a Twitter account.

King Kong wants to be his BFF.