Valentine’s Day might be awkward for New York Gov. David Paterson, who has admitted to extramarital affairs. But not nearly as awkward as Father’s Day.

Wal-Mart has introduced a line of caskets for sale in its online store.  To better serve the typical Wal-Mart consumer, they’ll offer three sizes – large, extra-large and “We’ll have to remove a wall.”

There are new Action Figures on HeroBuilders.com that feature Senator-Elect Scott Brown. 

One figure has Brown dressed as a Senator.  Another has him dressed as Everyman.  And the third has him dressed as The Cosmo Man.

They cost $35.00 but the fig leaf is extra.

I think a better Action Figure for Brown is the Mr. Dick Head Action Figure

I used in my post on1/30/2010.

John Edwards feels "extraordinarily sad" about his marriage breaking up and still  "feels deeply" about his wife.  When asked how he feels about his mistress, he said, "Also deeply.  About 4 1/2 inches deeply."

Have you seen "Extraordinary Measures"?  It's the story of Harrison Ford and Brendan Fraser doing anything in their power to save the dying box office of their film "Extraordinary Measures"!

Elin Nordegren came to visit her way-ward husband today at the Pasadena Recovery Center .... " Well Tiger, how did you do on your first day here ? "   asked the still bitter estranged wife ....... " I did real good today, Honey . "  said the confident Tiger   .... " I tipped Dr. Drew an extra $5,000 bucks and he got three sex-addicted Blonde nurses to take care of me around the clock ! "

The cops pateintly explained to the man that it's not a crime if a woman refuses to put out after being treated to a Big Mac extra value meal.    

Cuba has just approved sex change operations.  The hospital's next to the tobacco field, so next time you smoke a Cuban, make extra sure it's a cigar.

A New Jersey mother said her 8-year-old son faces extra scrutiny from TSA agents when he flies because his name appears on a "selectee" list, The New York Times reported.  Najlah Feanny Hicks said her son, Michael Hicks, a Cub Scout who travels often with his family, has had to go through extra security screening for most of his young life, receiving his first invasive pat-down at the age of two.  The trouble began even before that: when Michael Hicks was a baby, Najlah Hicks said she was told by airplane officials that her son "was on the list.”  ***MARLAR: Apparently they smelled his diaper and assumed a bomb had gone off.

Beginning in the spring, the Wii will become the last of the three current video game consoles to get instant viewing of Netflix movies and TV shows over the Internet.  Wii owners who have a broadband connection and a Netflix subscription that costs at least $9 a month will be able to watch those programs with no extra charge.  ***MARLAR: It’ll give gamers one more reason to hold off going Wii (wee) until they are in too much pain.