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Uomo Pazzo
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Super Bowl: XLVIII minutes of commercial entertainment

By: Uomo Pazzo (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Super Bowl

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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Hal-mark or Hershey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday, guys!

 Then again, I'm also assured that I "just don't understand football."


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Olympics Are Afraid of the Weather

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Olympics

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Olympic organizers are concerned by the unseasonably warm weather in Vancouver. But they're looking forward to the new downhill waterskiing event.


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Uomo Pazzo
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Super Bowl: IIV minutes of commercial entertainment

By: Uomo Pazzo (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Super Bowl

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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Halmark or Heshey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday.

 Then again, I'm also assure that I "just don't understand football."


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Danica Patrick Bumped

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

Danica Patrick was repeatedly bumped from the front, side and back at her first stockcar event. And that was before she even made it onto the track.



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Dan Berry
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Teen Prostitutes Targeted At Super Bowl

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Super Bowl

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Teen Prostitutes Targeted At Super Bowl

Just as Miami's hotels, restaurants and retail stores are seeing a bump in business for one of the biggest sporting events of the year, law enforcement and social service agencies say they are also witnessing a spike in trafficking of underage sex workers.

As a result, volunteers are out in force in Miami, Florida, this Super Bowl weekend to try to try to get teenage girls off the streets… by moving them into Charlie Sheen's house. 


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Kris Kringle
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Tim Tebow Superbowl Ad

By: Kris Kringle (M)
Submitted: Feb 4, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Super Bowl

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Tim Tebow, the Heisman winning quarterback, will be starring in a superbowl ad this Sunday stating his opposition to abortion, because his mother and father decided not to abort him.  Leaving aside the question of whether they were right or wrong, the fact is, both of his parents were itinerant preachers, wandering around the country "evangelizing" about Christ, while preventing young Tim from attending school....That's called "homeschooling".....Ya know I should tell my boss about "vacation-working"....Anyway,

Tim Tebow could recite the laws of Newtonian physics directly from the textbook and I would raise an eyebrow...........

He could tell me that the 8-sided red signs at the ends of many streets are stop signs, and I'd be highly skeptical.....

For Heaven's sake, Tim Tebow could tell me that the sun rises in the east and I'd think he was full of shit!


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Jets Fine Rex Ryan

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Feb 3, 2010
Category: Sports  
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New York Jets

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The New York Jets have fined Rex Ryan $50,000 for flipping the bird at an MMA event. Ironically it was the classiest gesture of the entire evening.


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Harvard Professor Suggests Runners Should Run Barefoot

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2010
Category: Sports  
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School

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Harvard Professor Suggests Runners Should Run Barefoot

Daniel Lieberman a professor at Harvard argues that sneakers are the CAUSE of leg and foot injuries not the cure. The professor and others are now recommending running barefoot to prevent injuries.

Before everyone starts running barefoot, I think we should look at running NAKED and barefoot.

It would make it a great spectator sport.

 


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DARREN MARLAR
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(Don't) Let it Snow (Don't) Let it Snow (Don't) Let it Snow

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2010
Category: News  
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North Carolina

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A North Carolina town's plan to truck in 30 tons of snow for a man-made winter wonderland has been canceled because it looks like Mother Nature will come through with the real stuff. Cary decided to call off its weekend "Winter Wonderland" event Friday because forecasters say up to 7 inches of snow could fall in town by Saturday night.  The plan was to cover a hill in a Cary park with about 10 inches of snow. The town sold 600 tickets at $10 each for Saturday and Sunday.  But town officials say it didn't seem fair to keep the money if everybody in the area gets snow for free.  If the snow does fall, Cary plans to refund the tickets and cancel the event. But if forecasters are wrong, the town will announce a new date for the event next week. ***MARLAR: That’s new... praying for no snow so you can make money from snow. 


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Alex Schubert
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Cell phones don't cause crashes

By: Alex Schubert (C)
Submitted: Feb 1, 2010
Category: News  
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Cell Phone

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A study says that laws that are aimed at drivers distracted by cell phones and other devices don't prevent crashes. The study was conducted in China.


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