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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"
Let me explain something. I don't watch football and I don't care about football. I'll explain why that is. Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport. It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country. Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."
WHAT!?!?!?! WTF! Seriously?
So, the commercials are better than the game? And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport! And more people watch it for the commercials than the game? These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them. READ THIS: If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?
I'm starting to wonder if Hal-mark or Hershey is somehow behind this. Way to create another holiday, guys!
Then again, I'm also assured that I "just don't understand football."
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Tim Tebow, the Heisman winning quarterback, will be starring in a superbowl ad this Sunday stating his opposition to abortion, because his mother and father decided not to abort him. Leaving aside the question of whether they were right or wrong, the fact is, both of his parents were itinerant preachers, wandering around the country "evangelizing" about Christ, while preventing young Tim from attending school....That's called "homeschooling".....Ya know I should tell my boss about "vacation-working"....Anyway,
Tim Tebow could recite the laws of Newtonian physics directly from the textbook and I would raise an eyebrow...........
He could tell me that the 8-sided red signs at the ends of many streets are stop signs, and I'd be highly skeptical.....
For Heaven's sake, Tim Tebow could tell me that the sun rises in the east and I'd think he was full of shit!
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