The green movement is claiming that "diaper-free babies" will help save the planet.  That’s right – no diapers on babies at all.  They say disposable diapers create landfill waste, while washing cloth diapers pollutes the water.  So what is their solution?  Their "retro, cutting-edge, environmentally-friendly" idea is to encourage moms to let their babies go diaperless and carry tight-lidded buckets with them. They suggest parents get in tune with the baby's bodily signals, and when it's ready to, well, “let fly,” hold the baby over the bucket, a toilet, bushes, or any convenient receptacle.  ***MARLAR: How about holding the baby over the head of anyone who suggests this?  You think sitting next to a baby on an airplane is bad now…

Inadvertent joke of the day: UK legislator Patrick Harvie in a CNN story about the environmental impact on golf balls: "Keep your balls on the fairway or invest in a stock of biodegradable balls."

A lot of people don't understand all the interconnected causes of global warming and other environmental crises going on right now, so I now break it down like this:

You ever see a fat guy wearing sweat pants in the summer because it's the only thing that fits?

That fat guy is the Earth, and we have become so bloated with people and factories and cars that we have shoved ourselves into a pair of carbon sweat pants. 

And the sweat collecting underneath his drooping man-tits? That's the melting polar ice caps.

Washington state environmental regulators say they’ve finally found the source of pollution that has been fouling a creek near Vancouver Lake: the agency’s own sewer pipes. City workers have discovered that an office building’s sewer line was mistakenly connected to the storm drain, rather than the municipal sewer main. In a related story the city of Washington DC environmental office says they have located the source that is fouling up the air in the nation’s capital. Representative Pelosi’s office had no comment.

Russia claims to have the "dad of all bombs." This bomb is said to be as destructive as a nuke but without the radiation, so it's "environmentally-friendly."  ***MARLAR: Because when you're decimating everything for miles around, you don't want to harm the environment.

The Environmental Protection Agency warned NASA that it's moon bomb dust flume might be in violation of the Clean Air Act.  

Free agent forward David Lee has said he'd like to remain a Knick and be part of a "winning environment." Someone should tell him that you can't do both at once.

Bill Clinton would like to donate his services to NASA. He wants to study the effects of Tang in a weightless environment.

On Saturday, lights all over the globe went dark during the 3rd annual "Earth Hour" as businesses, citizens, and environmental groups brought attention to energy conservation and global climate change.

Interesting....Trying to "bring light to" your cause by eliminating the very thing that makes it visible...I never seen that coming.