My Asian friend enjoys working on old Volkswagen car motors and carburetors as a hobby .  Everytime he takes one apart and puts it back together again, he is surprised to learn how many parts he has remaining on the floor  .  I said to him, " Lao, if you dismantale and reassemble that same engine over and over and over agian, eventually you will have enough parts left to build a another engine !

Recently on MSNBC, Levi Johnston commented on the recent travails of Sarah Palin, saying the fame of the presidential election "got to her head," and if she ran for president, he would not vote for her.

I'm not one to defend Palin by a long shot, but Levi...dude...y'sure you wanna speak out that much about a woman who's clearly unstable, is a stone's throw away from menopause and already enjoys shooting things from helicopters?

WNBA president Donna Orender told reporters that her league is in excellent shape. Then again, she also enjoys watching women's basketball, so how good could her judgment really be?

Pop-princess Britney Spears is turning to gardening as a form of therapy. She is excelling at her new hobby. In fact; according to TMZ... "Britney is putting the 'hor' back in horticulture.."

Pop-princess Britney Spears is turning to gardening as a form of therapy. I enjoy working in the flowerbed also.. In fact, I have a place where Britney can plant her "Tu-lips" right now!

Via Harper Bazaar 

In a pretty candid interview, Lindsay talks about her relationship with boyish girl DJ Samantha Ronson. After much prodding about whether or not she is a lesbian, Lindsay states, "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing."

When asked if she'd ever been with a girl before, she says "I don't know, maybe"

Are you bisexual? "Maybe"

Would you classify yourself as a lesbian? "No, I dont want to classify myself"

Hmmm... ok... She seems reluctant to admit that she enjoys some muff diving.  Let's see if we can fit the pieces of the puzzle together here.  First off, Samantha is a DJ, so I'll assume they met at a club.  I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this club probably served alcohol which Lindsay is rumored to be a fan of.  Now if I had some beer goggles on and I took a quick look at the DJ booth, I would say to myself, "That's a pretty cool looking dude, and I bet he knows where we can get drugs."  Something tells me, Lindsay didnt even know she was dating a girl till well after the drugs wore off. At which point it was too late to back out, and her choices were: Look Stupid -or- Be Trendy & Bi-curious.

Roger Clemens says he lacks the desire to play again because he's enjoying his free time. It's amazing how much you can get done when no one wants your autograph.