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Neil Berliner
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Money Isn't Everything

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Election

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New Jersey governor Corzine has lost in his re-election bid, despite spending millions.  Just goes to show;  in our great nation, money can't buy elections!!  (NOTE:  This does not apply to the New York City mayoral election.)


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bix brillo
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recount

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

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...after widespread corruption and voter fraud were found in Afghanistan's recent presidential election, the United States has sent over a delegation from the Florida Board of Elections to do another recount and certify a winner.  The challenger Abdullah Abdullah has quit the race in protest.  The recount was completed, and George Bush has been declared the winner.  


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elections

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Election

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...an Oregon mayoral election went to a runoff after neither Warren Nate nor Charles Lever emerged with a majority of the votes. In the runoff,  neither candidate got the required 50% of the vote, so the city council chose the next mayor. By a 6-3 margin, Warren Nate was chosen mayor.  Outgoing mayor Ronald Vorhees was pleased with the selection, saying "Better Nate than Lever."


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Afghanistan elections

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Aug 31, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Afghanistan

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...amid reports of corruption and voter fraud, the UN has sent a delegation to Kabul to verify the Afghanistan elections results.  The UN council found no evidence of tampering or voter fraud and have certified Hamid Karzai as the winner with approximately 115% of the vote. 


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Gary B.
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Supreme leader: Iran vote was not rigged

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 19, 2009
Category: News  
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Iran

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Supreme leader: Iran vote was not rigged

Iran's supreme leader says there was "definitive victory" and no rigging in the disputed presidential elections.  I didn't realize that our heads of state had such similiar lofty titles.   Iran's top dog is "supreme leader" and ours is "supreme being."


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Kascha Kwan
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JEWS and MUSLIMS

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: Political  
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Election

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Today i learned what the difference was between  Jews and Muslims . Jews buy the elections as did  New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg .  Muslims simply steal them as Iran's President Ahmadinejad has .


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Julia Gorin
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Who's Yo' Shugga Daddy!

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2008
Category: Political  
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Barack Obama

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[A]n exit poll of voters showed single women were a decisive factor in Barack Obama's historic victory...Tuesday night, unmarried women supported the Democratic candidate by a stunning 70 to 29 percent margin...

Similarly, unmarried women supported Democratic House candidates by a 64 to 29 percent margin....the research was commissioned by a "progressive" advocacy group called Women's Voices. Women Vote.

On its website, the women's group said, "Unmarried Americans are the fastest-growing large demographic in the country and a majority of Americans will live with an unmarried head of household. But despite their numbers, unmarried Americans are under-represented in national elections and their voices are not being heard in our democracy. Women's Voices Women Vote was created to activate unmarried Americans in their government and in our democracy."

Call it the 'Ho Constituency. Or the 'Ho Bloc.

Respek!


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Rays Sets October Steals Record

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Tampa Bay Rays

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The Tampa Bay Rays have set a new postseason record for steals in the month of October. The last time Florida was involved in this much fall thievery was the 2000 presidential elections.


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Richard Lewis talks about this nightmare election

By: Videos of Interest (C)
Submitted: Oct 16, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Election

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McCain, The Democrats, nightmare elections, Obama, Palin

 


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Dan Vollmayer
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Michigan Looking to Legalize Medical Pot

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Michigan

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Michigan Looking to Legalize Medical PotA Michigan elections panel approved petitions asking that state lawmakers to CONSIDER whether marijuana should be legalized for medical purposes.

In related news, Snoop Dogg will CONSIDER moving to Michigan.

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