time the Space Shuttle lands at Edwards Air Force Base in California and has to be "piggy-backed" to Cape Canaveral on a 747, the 747 will be filled with a casino junket to Branson, Missouri to help defer the million dollar cost of  transport.

 After years of poking fun at the sexual indiscretions of notable personalites and politicans such as Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Elliot Spitzer, and Sarah Palin's daughter, Letterman finally got caught with his pants down . Horny Dave admitted he had sex with some female CBS employees over the years ." Can i help it if the Elevator operator, Ladies room attendant, Usherette, Cleaning lady, and the writing staff's Babysitter all find me irresistible ? "

John Edwards reportedly talked a campaign aide into covering for him by saying that he had fathered Edwards’ mistress’ baby.  ”C’mon!”, said Edwards.  ”You’re on my staff. Just say that she was on yours!”

Of course, we can't accept the word of an ex-aide.  We have to wait for the definitive declaration of fatherhood from Maury Povich.  

Elizabeth Edwards, the wife of former North Carolina Senator and presidential candidate John Edwards, has opened a furniture store.  During her husbands presidential campaign, she gained national attention by announcing the recurrence of her cancer, now considered incurable.

The store, which is on a month-to-month lease, has no love seats, but does feature an extensive collection of deathbeds.

If John Edwards had pulled out, there wouldn't have been any problem in the first place! 

It is better to drop a gun then to shoot yourself with it.

Herm Edwards could return as head coach of the Chiefs.  In a related story, Herm Edwards might be clinically insane.

Herm Edwards said that he's not quitting as coach of the Chiefs. Which is great, for anyone whose fantasy league includes points for futility.