Economy experts claim that the threat of swine flu has drastically lowered hog prices, costing the industry more than $1 billion.  As a result, scientists in New York City are desperately searching for a new strain of virus they can call the “rent flu”.

Promises to revive the economy, reform health care, balance the budget, rein in the banks and put a unicorn in every backyard.

In his State of the Union speech, Pres. Obama will share plans to energize the country and the economy. Yes, the plans that he will probably not enforce.

New Zealand Airlines unveiled beds in its economy-class cabins. So it’s now possible to wake up next to the person you joined the Mile High Club with.

A White House official said that President Obama will propose fixes to health care, the economy, and NBC.

New Zealand Airlines unveiled beds in its economy-class cabins. So it’s now possible to wake up next to the person you joined the Mile High Club with.

Northwest Airlines, whose pilots overshot an airport by over 180 miles, countered by saying: Beds? Our pilots just need cockpits.

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Sean Lee

http://seanmichaellee.blogspot.com/

http://www.seanmichaellee.com

A poll says that Americans are not hopeful about getting rich in this weak economy.  Don't you love redundancy?

President Barack Obama served lunch to the poor on Martin Luther King Day . He told his hungry guests how honored he was to be there and not taking on the more serious problems like the economy, the wars, terrorism , and of course Haiti . " I am preparing for my next career once I leave office in three years " said Obama . " I can't decide right now if I want to work tending hamburgers on the grill, or just be a happy tap dancing waiter . "  

They say that the economy is getting better. I'm not so sure, though.

I was up in Greenwich, Connecticut, the epicenter of wealth in the Northeast, and I actually saw a guy driving an American car.