Recently a man in New York received a six-month prison sentence for posing as a gynecologist and conducting phony exams in motel rooms.  This is a frightening example of how hard it can be for women to find a reliable motel gynecologist.

Here are the four warning signs of gynecology fraud:

1. Doctor uses incorrect or strange terminology such as "clam" or "envelope."

2. Doctor conducts the exam using a shoe-horn and Twizzler.

3. Doctor has teardrop and/or spiderweb tattoo on elbow.

4. Doctor is William "The Refrigerator" Perry.  Though William Perry once worked as an emergency field gynecologist during his time as a member of G.I. Joe, he is not licensed to operate a civilian practice.  Don't believe his lies!