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Lickety Split
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Idaho Man Who Tried To Torch Wife Gets 10 Years...

By: Lickety Split (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2008
Category: News  
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Prison

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AP WIRE -- An Idaho man who tried to burn his wife, choke her and set their bed on fire has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.

In the May 6 attack, according to court documents, Hart splashed his wife with lighter fluid, hit her on the back of the head, knocked her to the ground and attempted to strangle her twice.

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Haven't I been warning you people for YEARS about the dangers of E-Harmony!?!? 


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bix brillo
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computer dating

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jan 14, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Dating

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...got rejected by e-harmony, so i joined one of the lesser computer dating services...first i checked out chemistry.com....i didnt join that one, because as i recall, i got a D in chemistry....so i joined one of the "casual" dating sites......"Just lunch & a blowjob."

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Thomas Brown
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Dating Hell

By: Thomas Brown (C)
Submitted: Sep 5, 2006
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Dating

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Went out to dinner friday night with one of those famous E-Harmony matches.  E-Harmony..is it just me or does that founder look like Don Knotts?  Anyway...I'm gonna have to send Barney Fife a thank you card for hookin me up.   Started out well...conversation flowed..candles flickered...playing a little kissy face stuff...then we started talking about sex. Talked about remembering the first time.   She told me she became a woman in college at 22.  I told it was cool that she was a virgin for 21 years...she laughed...told me she was a man for 21 years.   Check please!

Went out again Saturday night...Match.com suggested her.  I asked her right up front if she'd ever been a guy.  All went well until we went back to the my house.  I was giving her the tour and one thing lead to another.  I kissed her enough to not want her to go...but...she softly protested.  Told me it wasn't a good idea...bad timing...    " Menstrual cycle?", I asked...."  nope...herpes flare-up".

welcome to my life...


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