I was going through my notes on ideas for jokes from newspaper clippings and I came across this one.  I don't  know if it's a joke or it really happened.

The police were looking for a delivery truck that was highjacked.  The truck was carrying drugs including Viagra.

So, I guess the police are looking for hardened criminals.  When they're caught I bet they'll get a stiff sentence.

A burglar who broke into a Medford pharmacy had the right letter, but not the right drugs. Police said someone broke out a window Saturday night at the West Main Pharmacy and grabbed the prescriptions in the "O" section. The Mail Tribune in Medford said investigators think the burglar was after the narcotic oxycodone - but the drugs in that section were filed alphabetically by customers' last names. No arrests have been made. ***MARLAR: Police are looking for anyone who might have overdosed on Ora-Gel. 

 Johnson & Johnson Issues Massive Recall of Tylenol

Johnson & Johnson issued a massive recall Friday of over-the-counter drugs including Tylenol, Motrin and St. Joseph's aspirin because of a moldy smell that has made people sick.

I think it's Viagra.

I told him, to follow the directions, "If the erection lasts longer than 4 hours call a doctor."

But apparently he misunderstood, he's been calling broads.

Elton John believes he can help Emieim because he himself overcame an addiction to menopause drugs. 

Friday, Panama City Anti Narcotics Police seized 6.5 tons of cocaine and 107.6 kilograms of marijuana and they burnt it over the weekend.

Experts expect the panamanians to be partying all this week and well into next year.

WASHINGTON — A White House officials said today a man from Nigeria tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines plane as it prepared to land in Detroit following a flight from Amsterdam.  They are calling it an "attempted act of terrorism."  You think?

The Nigerian man is being questioned and treated at a hospital in Ann Arbor, Mich. Probably for a hugh headache and body pains.

One of the passenger heard the Nigerian man say, "Why the hell are we landing in freaking Detroit?  There ain't nothing in that shithole.  I want to go where there's booze drugs and wild woman. Take me to Charlie Sheen's place." 

 To the tune of Swingin' by John Anderson