In an effort to curb alcoholism, the UK has banned drinking games. The move is also modeled to encourage weight loss, as it’s impossible to eat British food sober.

 According to a recent study, drinking beer is good for a person’s bones.   One group exempted from this study- drunk snowboarders.

John Daly has announced that he's decided to stop drinking beer. Also, birds announced they will stop flying. We wish Daly luck with his new pledge. We also wish Anheuser-Busch luck with their John Daly related layoffs.
 

My wife says I should join AA - AAA.

Because I'm driving her to drink. 

A study says that drinking blueberry juice can improve a person's memory.  There is a little catch though: You first have to remember what kind of juice to buy.

Starbucks is continuing to prove that it has successfully turned its fortunes around as it sees its quarterly profits more than triple, or for you regular Starbucks customers out there, "it's, like, they can afford to go back to drinking their Fraps after having to settle for Venti's for the past year".

Officials in Germany say eight teenagers were hospitalized after a test of courage in which they drank chili sauce more than 200 times hotter than typical Tabasco sauce.  It's title: Megan Fox.

A man in Denver was arrested for being drunk on an airplane. The passengers were very scared. The copilot wasn’t drinking as well, was he?

A Washington bloodmobile is offering a pint of beer for every pint of blood that they donate.  Sounds like the worst drinking game ever.