Dr. Conrad Murray is now charged with manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson. As he was escorted into the courthouse, someone from the crowd shouted "murderer". It turned out that the guy shouting was Republican member Joe Wilson.

Animal protection advocates want to replace Puxsutawney Phil with a robot. Dr. Robotnik is reportedly interested in the job. 

Dr. Santusht Perera, who removed the wrong lung in a patient about ten years ago, is now being let back into the operating room in Hoboken, NJ. I'm sure he's a great surgeon, just a little dyslexic, so he will be supervised for a year: "Left hand makes the L, Doc."

Dr. J has put his Utah mansion on the market for $2.25 million. And just like that, there are no more black people in Utah.

Jay Leno is on Oprah today talking about Late Night TV.  Conan is on Dr. Phil getting therapy.

Dr. Bunsen recently admitted to the public he was running a Meth lab on the Muppet Show and his assistant's name was Tweeker not Beaker.

Elin Nordegren came to visit her way-ward husband today at the Pasadena Recovery Center .... " Well Tiger, how did you do on your first day here ? "   asked the still bitter estranged wife ....... " I did real good today, Honey . "  said the confident Tiger   .... " I tipped Dr. Drew an extra $5,000 bucks and he got three sex-addicted Blonde nurses to take care of me around the clock ! "

 Tiger Woods was admitted to the Pasadena Recovery Center today . Dr. Pinsky who is best known for his TV show, "  Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, "  told a crowd of gossip reporters,  " Treating a sexual addiction is no different from treating any other compulsive disorder . We have to slowly ween him off the very beautiful Swedish blondes . I will substitute the hot White ladies for something a little less appealing say a half dozen middle-aged African-American Kmart cashiers . We then go gradually down the line by giving him a few Filipino school teachers, then some Panamanian restroom attendants , and finally a couple of  saggy-breasted Aborigine natives from Northern Australia .  (see photo)  That should cure any sexual desire left in the Tiger . "