Willie Nelson and his band smoke so much dope,they now officially travel in a cannabus. 

Dr. Bunsen recently admitted to the public he was running a Meth lab on the Muppet Show and his assistant's name was Tweeker not Beaker.

Answer is:

Benedict 16th, George W. and Cheney.

Question is:

Name a Pope, a Dope and a Dick

Twas the night before Christmas, and at the end of the trailer,
Step Daddy snuck in sissy's room so he could attempt to nail her,
Grandma lays in the living room floor, pale faced and ill,
because it's been more than 10 minutes since her last snort of a pain pill,
Just 2 feet above her, passed out like a slouch,
my drunken grandfather's pissed himself, on the new Rent 2 Own couch.

Cousin Jimmy stops by fresh out of the pen,
atleast until his probation officer gives him a drug test again,
People all over the trailer park are pacing like a nervous wreck,
because it's the 2nd of the month and they've still not got their welfare check,
without government funding, they can't afford their next fix,
nostril's clogged and burning from trying to snort jello mix.

No dope in their blood stream, they're feeling like death,
"I've got it!" said Jimmy, "I'll cook up some meth!"
He learned how to make it while in County Jail,
his cell-mate gave him the recipe for being such a good piece of tail,
"I need Ether, and Freon, Ephedrine and Anhydrous Ammonia",
but they wouldn't sell a felon those items, so he sent his girlfriend Sonyia.

All ingredients were mixed, now he needed a flame,
so he stole from the neighbors bbq grill a tank of propane,
from miles away you could notice the methamphetamine's stink,
but the family didn't care, they were fiending so bad they couldn't think,
5 days later they can finally indulge in the drug,
they smoke and snort the whole batch, no sleep, their skin feels like it's crawling with bugs.

Their minds finally clear, and they realize they've forgotten,
it was the day their neighbor down the street got his prescription for Oxycontin,
but they had no money, so they tried to take their DVD collection to the pawn shop,
but Jimmy was afraid to leave the trailer, as he learned he was wanted by the cops,
"Who needs to eat anyways" said Jimmy, "we can trade our food stamps",
But Sonyia wanted to feed the family on Christmas for once, so she volunteered to act like a tramp,

With her nose filled with pill and her mouth filled with dick,
she sucked and sucked on the groin of the drug dealing hick,
after she was done, the dealer went to the bathroom to pee,
and she stole the rest of his pills, and his childrens Nintendo Wii,
half naked she runs down the street, taking refuge in the dark,
she makes it home with the pills and video games, happy as a lark...

And so ends another Christmas while living in the trailer park.

Hamilton Jordan was Jimma Carters press sect , and was caught doing cocaine in his White House  office

Question:  What did Hamilton Jordan and Roslin Carter have in common?

Answer:  They both blew a little dope in the White House. 

Michael Phelps skipped an opportunity to meet Pope Benedict,when he learned that the Pope doesn't really smoke dope. 

LeBron James has revealed that he experimented with marijuana.. Reporters began to suspect the NBA star was high during his press conference when he stated his dope smokin' started in college..

Police in Dallas pulled over a van and found over 100 lbs. of marijuana stuffed inside of a cadaverless casket. Not since the death of Ronald Reagan has a casket carried so much dope.