Vets and scientists have been left baffled as three bespectacled bears that live at a zoo in Leipzig, Germany have suddenly and inexplicably gone bald.

Upon hearing the troubling news, Andre Agassi immediately donated all his wigs to the chrome-domed creatures. 

Musician Moby has donated 100% of the proceeds from his California concerts to domestic violence shelters that had lost state funding.

Sounds like a good cause… Too bad no one listens to Moby anymore. (What's 100% of nothing?)

Stimulus package goes to hiring more firefighters, but the catch is fireman must donate their moustaches to city sweepers. City sweepers said it's better than nothing and these moustaches really work well. 

A recent Bulgarian immigrant found 7,500 dollars stuffed in a shoebox during her first day on the job last week at Goodwill near St. Louis in Glen Carbon, Illinois. Teodora Petrova didn’t hesitate after finding the cash with a pair of donated shoes: she turned the money over to a manager who told executives for the non-profit charity. The president and chief executive of the area’s Goodwill organization said it’s eager to find the owner of the money. Early the next morning, before the Goodwill store opened, the CEO’s of Chrysler, General Motors, and Ford were waiting in line to claim the money.

A suspected burglar was killed when four Johns Hopkins University students happened into him in the students’ garage.  One student was armed with a samurai sword and killed the suspected burglar after the burglar lunged at the student.  It is uncertain whether the students, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo, will be criminally charged since they seemed to be acting in self defense and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are licensed to carry Ninja swords.  

I see where Oprah's buddy Dr. Oz is getting his own syndicated show. In a unique twist,Ozzie Osbourne has agreed to donate his body to Oz, for medical research.

Tommy Kempfer and Lisa Thompson had been living in a truck, hoping to outlast the other in a contest to win a new 30,000-dollar vehicle from WMAD-FM in Madison. After 55 days, the station became concerned that the contest would never end. On Tuesday, the station offered the two a compromise: End the contest and receive 10,000 dollars toward the purchase of a new vehicle or continue with the runner-up receiving nothing. Both agreed to the deal. The truck was later donated to a local homeless shelter; it was returned the next day because the shelter said the truck smelled awful.

All illegals will have their own Bar-B-Qs at the Feds expense to commemorate their 15,000,000th border crossing and no need to work. Obama will donate $250 billion to make sure their gas-fired grills are top of the line and will provide free medical care if any gets a burn! Muchas gracias!

The new Health Care system has a little known clause buried in it's 1000+ pages.If you agree to donate a kidney,you get a free Hybrid Prius. 

Guitar pioneer Les Paul has died at the age of 94.No fretting will be allowed at his funeral and his neck will be donated to the Smithsonian.