I went into Mc donalds the other day  and theve got all this mc cafe shit, mc cafe le cafe

im like, really? thats what kids want now?  A fucken fritatta and a latte?

I guess its all just money at the end of the day tho, but i mean couldnt you come up with something better then a fucken cafe? seriously? you are a multi billion dollar company and your idea is to put another food outlet...in your..... food.... outlet? wtf

Personally my idea.....Mcwhore house..im serious,it would work, just dont get confused about where you are,thats all im saying... walk up to the madaam and order a quater pounder with cheese, cause ull end uop with an anorexic chick with thrush sitting on ya face 

Unemployment is now 10.2 percent. How bad is the economy? The economy is so bad that Archie is pimping Betty AND Veronica. The economy is so bad that people are using the DMV as a portrait studio. The economy is so bad the former Miss USA, Carrie Prejean, had to pawn her implants. The economy is so bad, Donald Trump had to fire himself. The economy is so bad, the Three Little Pigs can't afford to get swine flu. The economy is so bad, the GEICO caveman ate the GEICO Gecko. The economy is so bad, Madonna adopted a baby from Detroit.

A salty burger has landed a McDonald's employee in the slammer and facing criminal charges.  Kendra Bull spent a night in jail because a police officer's burger was too salty -- so salty he says it made him sick. Bull is charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct. ***MARLAR: If using too much salt in your recipes is considered a crime, I think I just found a way to get rid of my mother-in-law. 

Donald Fehr is expected to get a compensation package worth over $11 million.  Fehr plans on using it to buy two Yankee tickets.

 MacDonald’s has lattes. 7-11 sells food that actually has less plastic in it than the containers it comes in. I’m concerned about a disturbing trend in microwave dinners where you have to remove the dinner half way through and stir the entree. Isn’t this making us work for our food a lot more than we really want to? And how about the deterioration in the Barley Legal video series? Nothing says youthful innocence like a set of 38-inch implants, a pierced vagina and 40 hours of tattoo work.

According to the Obsessive-Compulsive Foundation an estimated 700,000 to 1.4 million people in the United States are believed to have compulsive hoarding syndrome, a sub-condition of obsessive-compulsive disorder. That's a condition where a person saves and piles up almost everything much of which is on no value at all.  ***MARLAR: That might explain the McDonald’s wrappers on my car’s floorboard.   

Awesome! McDonalds new happy meal comes with a Nobel Peace Prize!!!

Rush Limbaugh is in talks to purchase the Rams, because Limbaugh has plenty of experience showing blind allegiance to a failed franchise. Actually, Limbaugh is buying the Rams because the St. Louis arch reminds him of McDonald's.

I can't wait to see what's under it! 

Do you remember the commercial back in the 1970's about littering? The one with the crying Indian?  

He'd walk the land picking up the garbage that others left behind. People would throw a bag of McDonalds out at him and he'd cry.

 I never figured out...what was he so upset for? It wasn't HIS LAND ANYMORE ~