Kareem Abdul-Jabbar announces he is battling leukemia...Here's hoping he 'rebounds' from it quickly.

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Calderdale Royal Hospital in England banned visitors from cooing over babies because it might insult the babies' dignity.  ***MARLAR: How much dignity do you have to start with when you're sucking your thumb wearing dirty diapers?

   Traced on the dirty trunk of a black, rusted-out sedan at one South Boston junkyard:  "Squarsh me!"

An athiest group is launching a big advertising campaign in the NYC subways. 

Their motto: "Nothing" damn these dirty, late trains!"

The singer of the 1980s love song “Hungry Eyes” has pleaded no contest to drunken driving and failing to control his car and has been sentenced to a month in an Ohio jail. A judge Wednesday ordered Eric Carman to report to jail April 25^th. He released “Hungry Eyes” for the 1987 “Dirty Dancing” movie. The judge tacked on another 3 weeks to the sentence and said Mr. Carmen deserved it because “that’s one of the worst songs ever recorded and I spent my golf weekends learning the Cha-Cha because of you.”

A new survey says Mexican adults curse an average of 20 times a day. Judging by the the size of their families, they're probably just talking dirty during sex.

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There is a club at Dartmouth College called "Swingers."

I attended the first meeting, then wondered why everyone was giving me dirty looks when I asked them if they wanted to fuck my girlfriend.

 Then I found out it was a dance club.

Legally blind and very unpopular New York State Governor David Paterson shaved off his scruffy, unkempt beard last month .  Today he was seem clean shaven as his mustache apparently went the way of the beard . A CBS reporter asked why he removed all his facial hair.  Paterson sarcastically, replied ,  " I'm sick and tired of people mistaking me for a dirty, filthy, homeless bum ."   A heckler in the crowd yelled out  " Yeah Dave, now you only smell like one ! "

Authorities recently confiscated marijuana plants that were growing from the lamp post baskets on High Street, in downtown Millville, NJ.. Police have been receiving anonymous tips and suspect more drug activity taking place on Acid Trip Blvd., Needle Mark Lane, and Crystal Meth Court. Good work, Lou...

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay was injured while rehearsing for ABC's "Dancing With the Stars."

Apparently, he can only do the two-step after an indictment.