Dr. Conrad Murray is now charged with manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson. As he was escorted into the courthouse, someone from the crowd shouted "murderer". It turned out that the guy shouting was Republican member Joe Wilson.

The captain of the "Deadliest Catch" fishing vessel has been flown to Anchorage after suffering a stroke while the boat was in port at St. Paul Island, Alaska.  Somewhere, two Alaskan king crabs just "high two-ed" each other.

The death of 'Poltergeist' Star Zelda Rubinstein was anounced on television today......... by Zelda herself to my little girl, Carol Anne.

Steve Irwin, The Croc Hunter, died a tragic death several year's ago.  Now his daughter, Bindy has her own talking doll.  It says upbeat phrases like: "Let's save planet Earth!" and "All animals are our friends!"

I think it ought to say: "Dad, watch out!  It's a giant stingray!"

Will Kerrigan the brother of skating champion Nancy Kerrigan is being investigated in his alleged involvement in their fathers death.

The mother said that her husband died of a heart attack. But the police are checking into an arrgument between the father and son. Allegedly Will was drunk and had to be restrained by the police after Will allegedly (again) tried to strangle his father and that's when dad had a heart attack.

Will says he was just showing dad a new move that he wanted to teach Nancy.

The police are also looking into the whereabouts of Tanya Harding and her ex-husband Jeff Gillooly.  Tanya has been known to say she would like to beat the shit out of anyone named Kerrigan just on general principles. That's our Tanya there in the photo in the ring.

This whole thing will be produced as a new "Ice Capades Show" using all of the Disney characters and titled "White Trash Tragedy On Ice"

Threatens widespread death and destruction unless Simon Cowell returns for another season of "American Idol."

Capitol Hill may step in and ban drop-side cribs due to infant injuries and deaths.. Hey everybody, we need to stop the government from legislating every facet of our lives!  Just like the old saying goes:  If drop-side cribs are outlawed.... only outlaws will have drop-side cribs..

A California deputy reportedly engaged in sex with a current death row inmate. Convicted murderer Timothy Rodriguez claimed that during his trial, he and Deputy Margarita Young had sex several times at a Kern County detention facility.. Funny thing: If Young had died during intercourse, Rodriquez would be CHARGED with lethal injection...

After the death of Chris Henry, his wife was summoned to court. She was charged with littering.