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Danica Patrick Bumped

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

Danica Patrick was repeatedly bumped from the front, side and back at her first stockcar event. And that was before she even made it onto the track.



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Dan Berry
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Teen Prostitutes Targeted At Super Bowl

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Super Bowl

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Teen Prostitutes Targeted At Super Bowl

Just as Miami's hotels, restaurants and retail stores are seeing a bump in business for one of the biggest sporting events of the year, law enforcement and social service agencies say they are also witnessing a spike in trafficking of underage sex workers.

As a result, volunteers are out in force in Miami, Florida, this Super Bowl weekend to try to try to get teenage girls off the streets… by moving them into Charlie Sheen's house. 


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If the kids don’t behave, shoot em’

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Tennessee

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If the kids don’t behave, shoot em’

The son of a well-known Alcoa, Tennessee pastor has taken out an order of protection against his father. The young man told police his father pulled out a handgun and threatened to kill him, his wife and family when they met at the father’s church to discuss his lack of church attendance.

Evangelist Pat Roberson said the son has been cursed by one thing after another since he swore a pact to the devil.
All families should handle their children the way this fine young pastor from Tennessee has, Robertson said.

 


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Walking Man Statue walks over record of art sold @ auction

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: News  

Walking Man Statue walks over record of art sold @ auction

A life-size bronze sculpture "Walking Man I," by Alberto Giacometti was sold at Sotheby's auction house in London to an unknown bidder. It took just 8 minutes of bidding for about 10 bidders to reach the hammer price of for $104.3 million, breaking the record for a work of art purchased at auction.

 

He‘s not really walking, he‘s just standing there like a statue. You would think for over $100 million dollars the damn thing would dance or something.

 


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Seven-year-old named Samba queen in Rio

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Roman Polanski

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Seven-year-old named Samba queen in Rio

The girl is a student, dancer,  and former love interest of Roman Polanski


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Tedediah Jones
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Angola has a basketball team?

By: Tedediah Jones (C)
Submitted: Feb 5, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Michael Jordan

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So in 1992 Michael Jordan called up Magic Johnson and asked "Hey, wanna come play poker in Barcelona for two weeks?"

"Sure, why not."

"Okay, great. But there's a catch. We have to take three hours to beat Angola by 80."

Did you know Angola has a basketball team? Well they don't!


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Toyota Changes Slogan

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Feb 4, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Toyota

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Toyota Changes Slogan

In the wake of Toyota Motor's massive recall of vehicles due to gas pedal problems and faulty brake pads, the car manufacturer has decided to change their slogan from "Moving Forward" to "Move Bitch, Get Out The Way!"


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Plane Crash-Lands on NJ Turnpike

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Feb 4, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

New Jersey

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Morning rush hour took an alarming turn Monday as a single-engine plane made an emergency landing on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Neither the pilot nor his passenger, a traffic reporter for Philadelphia media outlets, was injured.

When NJ State Troopers arrived on the scene, they immediately arrested the pilot… because he was black. 


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Sean Lee
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World's Most Dangerous Place.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Feb 3, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Toyota

76 Jokes

According to Forbes magazine, the most dangerous place to be is Afghanistan's Khost Province. The second most dangerous: inside a Toyota Camry.

 

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Harvard Professor Suggests Runners Should Run Barefoot

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2010
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

School

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Harvard Professor Suggests Runners Should Run Barefoot

Daniel Lieberman a professor at Harvard argues that sneakers are the CAUSE of leg and foot injuries not the cure. The professor and others are now recommending running barefoot to prevent injuries.

Before everyone starts running barefoot, I think we should look at running NAKED and barefoot.

It would make it a great spectator sport.

 


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