It looks like NBC has decided to fill the "Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" time slot for the next two weeks with...what else?...reruns of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Here's the Top 10 reasons NBC executives are making this decision:


10. They're chicken-hearted and gutless.

9. You gotta admit that lately Conan's been good for ratings.

8. Now they can cancel him.

7. Carson Daly didn't want to do his own show that early.

6. Another dumb ass NBC move so why stop now?

5. Cheap.

4. They found 10 episodes where Conan expresses his gratitude to NBC.

3. Revisiting a kindler, gentler time when Conan didn't cost them so much money.

2. Consider it an audition for the Masturbating Bear. He might get his own show on NBC.

1. The bastards always return to the scene of the crime.

Actor and comedian Andy Dick has been charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse in West Virginia.  The punishment will be to change his name to fit the crime.  The name will be Andy Grabbdizz Dick.

The cops pateintly explained to the man that it's not a crime if a woman refuses to put out after being treated to a Big Mac extra value meal.    

When asked whether there is a possibility that the inmates would be intermingled with over flow inmates from overcrowded Cook County jail while awaiting trial, a federal official said, "Heck yeah."

A 53-year-old Florida woman was arrested Thursday for allegedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak.

This is a clear-cut example of a crime only a woman would commit.

If the roles had been reversed, he would’ve slapped the raw steak on her face AFTER he gave her a black eye… And then he would’ve made the bitch cook it up for his dinner. 

The dog I spoke (Cody) about that has been w rking at a gas station in Florida was fired by a state health inspector! He said it was a health hazzard to the "food". It's a freaking gas station, the only food there is packaged! I think it was a racial thing considering the do was "brown" and was making more than the inspector.  Then again i guess every dog has his day.

(Sun) Giving kids too much candy could lead them to murder, says a new study. Research published in the British Journal of Psychiatry shows that children who ate sweets daily were prone to commit savage crimes as adults. "Giving children candy and chocolate regularly may stop them from learning how to wait to obtain something they want," says a study participant. "Not being able to defer gratification may push them toward more impulsive behavior, which is strongly associated with delinquency." ***MARLAR: So for healthy, well-adjusted kids – don’t give them what they want when they want it. In fact, force them to wait and open Christmas gifts on January 4^th. 

San Diego police are still trying to find the suspect in what they’re calling the “This Ain’t No Joke” robbery series: A Cold Stone Creamery, one Pinkberry and one TF Yogurt robbed within 90 minutes Sunday. The crime method was the same in all five cases. The robber burst through the door and yelled something like “This ain’t no joke:

I’m serious. This is a robbery.” Later that day, comedian Louie Anderson surrendered without incident.