I stopped reading X-Men when the stories started getting too far-fetched. But then I realized I'm a grown man worried about the plausibility of a comic book.

I know what you are thinking ... Youre thinking great another comic who thinks they're Clairvoyant! 

NORFOLK, Va. (AP) - The president and CEO of the company that has exclusive rights to salvage the Titanic says the company is interested in conducting its first salvage since 2004 at the world's most famous shipwreck.

They are confident they will find the "Heart of the Ocean" diamond this time.

In Bucharest, during a trip to central and eastern Europe, Vice President Joe Biden said more cooperation on economic development was needed with Moldova, Europe's poorest nation.

Biden first stated that more cooperation with Genovia was needed.  Aides quickly reminded him that Genovia was the fictional nation featured in the film “Princess Diaries”.

So who picks THEIR crops? 

 I'm a practicing atheist.

 I had to work my way up to not believing in god, or as I would put it "Everybody's Imaginary Friend".

 I started out small, with comic books.

Then I moved onto demigods like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

And then I finally tackled the big one, Thor.

I went after Jehovah next, I just hope nobody witnessed it.

I even joined an Irish atheist group...Cathoholics Anonymous.

Some people ridicule my lack of beliefs, they call me names like Reason Freak or Bible Doorstopper.

I might be an atheist, but I don't judge other religions, no matter how full of shit they are.

Unless you're an agnostic, because agnostics are fucking posers.

ABUJA, Nigeria (AP) - A Nigerian lawmaker says parliament is considering a bill that will make it a criminal offense for hospitals and medical workers to delay or deny treatment of gunshot wounds. 

inflicted by people fed up with Nigerian email scams.

SYDNEY -  John Daly will play in the Australian Open and Australian PGA golf tournaments in December after recovering more quickly than expected from a rib injury.

Daly broke a rib on a curb after stumbling from a bar prior to the start of the second round of the Slim Jim pro-am in Macon, Georgia.