I know what you are thinking ... Youre thinking great another comic who thinks they're Clairvoyant! 

Here is the new state slogan for georgia

Georgia: Birtplace of Ray Charles and Ray Cism 

I've never seen a gay comedy team.I would imagine that no one is willing to be the straight man. 

The jump-off point for the fifth annual Zombie Walk in Richmond, Virginia was across the street from the Church of Scientology.

Near the end of high school, I became a trained professional wrestler and thought about pursuing it after I finished school, although my parents were not keen on that idea at all. Then I switched to stand-up comedy, and all of a sudden my parents became very supportive and encouraging. Basically the message they sent me was that it's okay for me to have a drug problem, as long as I'm not grabbing another guy's ass while doing it. 

 Obama just won the Nobel Peace Prize. Appearantly there are 3 categories: Physics, literature, and doing absoultely nothing. Can y'guess which category Obama fell under? Hint: the previous winner of this category was the Pet Rock.

WRITTEN BY BRANDON C JONES (MR. J) 2009

Comedian Louie Anderson called David Letterman a few weeks ago and advised him not to give in to a blackmailer's demands . Anderson once paid $100,000 to a man who approached him  in a casino and extorted money from him . After shelling out all that cash the blackmailer hit him up for another $250,000. or he would tell everyone Louie was gay . Anderson told Letterman, " Blackmailers are only one notch below comedy writers , who will do anything to make a buck .  Anyway Dave, this will all blow over in about 3 or 4 months ."  

President Obama's decision to scrap former President George W. Bush's plans for a missile defense shield in Eastern Europe came under harsh criticism from some members of Congress who, invoking Cold War memories, warned that the move would "empower" Russia. Apparently, President Obama never saw the movie “Red Dawn.”

If President Obama's health care plan goes through, this country could face a shortage of doctors and would have to add another 40,000 just to keep up with the demand. The good news, fewer lawyers.

David Hasselhoff, otherwise known as the Hoff, was taken by ambulance to the hospital last week after suffering from alcohol poisoning. Apparently, he's been boozing a lot recently because America has talent and he doesn't.