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"Dick Cheney is going out on Halloween night dressed as the Ghost of Torture Past." Richmond, Virginia stand-up comedian Chris Martin discusses David Letterman, the Obama's Portuguese Water Boarding dog, Mel Gibson, Jon Goselin, Michael Moore, Sarah Palin, Teddy Kennedy, Balloon Boy, Meghan McCain, Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus, Lisa Lampanelli and Artie Lange at Paradox Comedy's Motel Hell October 29, 2009. He's introduced by Jesse Wiley and Thomas George.
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The thing about the information age is that there are people who see you here or there and then they feel like they need to tell you something or ask you about something- something you may not even know anything about. They just pull out topics from the most vivid areas of their imagination. It generates a problem for them, if they don't know you so sometimes people just wait until they get near you and they talk really loud, in hopes that you will take part in their conversations. If that ever happens, it gets hard to do whatever you're doing, like reading, because a part of you may want to be sociable but then, it's like the person is trying to force you to be congenial. Once you figure that out, you start feeling less congenial than normal. Text messaging is to blame for this, and cell phones, because people feel like they should be able to talk to you, whenever they decide to, even if it's a little inconvenient for you. It's like they need a cb. The internet is the same way. Instant messaging offers direct feedback. There's no such thing as quiet time anymore- unless you shut all of your technology down. I don't complain too much about it though, because if one has ever been to jail, one knows that you can't take your cellphone inside of lock-up with you. That makes some of us wish that there were little chips, that were in our say, arms, so that we could check on the ones we care about, or wonder about, during these times of technology free "vacation". Then everyone would have to be bothered, at anytime, with someone elses decision to have a conversation. Conversation is nice but there is a such thing as too much conversation. I have been all conversed out, at times. Sometimes you just want some silence, like when you're trying to think about money. Money requires thought processes.. When people shoot dice, you don't hear many conversations going on, all at the same time. You might hear one or two curse words but noone is going to be asking you about your day, when you're gambling. You know why, because money making opportunities require concentration- not conversation. Everything else is just hear-say and time killing. Why should I want to converse? Everybody I associate with is always just speaking a bunch of baloney. I don't want to hear that. I'm tired of hearing all that. That got old. I used to want to talk so bad that I'd call the chatline. It can drain you. Doing all that chatting on the phone made my ear feel like it was on fire, so I cut that out. Now i have an earpiece, but I still don't have to seek out conversation all that often because I am taking college classes. If you want to get tired of conversation and feedback, take a class. You won't ever want to just talk to someone again because professors are some people who really have the gift of gab. That's why they go to school to be teacher because they love to talk. And they will talk you into hysteria, if you let them. I'm a comedian, all I have to do is five minutes of standup. By that time, I've said all that I have to say and I'm ready to shut up. |
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