A study says that coffee may combat high blood pressure.  In the end, both of these things lead to the same thing: going absolutely crazy.

When will I improve my English? Oxford English Dictionary lists about 500,000 English words. Should I by-heart all these words to be a competent English speaker. I wish I were coffee machine; it has only 5 words to by-heart. tschff...ssstp...gboggle....trrrnn...tbooft. How Easy.

I recently attended "Communication Skills Workshop". The presenter started "Effective communication is KISS-Keep It Short and Simple." And the workshop lasted for solid 5 days from 9 AM till 6.30 PM -- no coffee/tea breaks. They could made the duration of the workshop little shorter -- say, 3 weeks.

At $30 a cup, "Kapi Luwak" coffee is made from beans collected from the droppings of a small, cat-like mammal called a civet.  Customers describe the taste as rich, robust, and crappy.   

Coffee shops are a terrible place to meet women. Every time you buy them a drink, they just get more and more...alert. and talkative.

In my office, the only one who always listen to me is the coffee machine. Always. no questions asked. latte? there he goes.

Official reason: To get equipped with video capabilities and satellite transmission to record what is happening at any given moment on the vessel.

Unofficial reason: The captain had one irish coffee to many and has now set course to England to meet up with Gazza!

The parents of an 8-year-old boy found hog-tied with duct tape and tied to a coffee table have been indicted on a series of charges. BP Engineers are considering this technique as plan G

Being at work and running on only two hours of sleep and a small coffee is beyond brutal... this must be what Courtney Love feels like when she's running on only 10 shots of tequila or what Michael Moore feels like when he's running on only half a pie...