There's a new kind of DWI, driving while intoxicated by your cell phone. People talking on their cells are almost completely oblivious to what goes on around them, according to a new study from Western Washington University. Researchers used a clown riding a unicycle past participants to test the awareness of nearly 350 pedestrians. When asked if they saw the clown, 71% of those walking with a friend remembered the clown, as did 61% of those listening to music. But shockingly, only 25% of the cell phone users remembered seeing a clown on a unicycle. "If people experience so much difficulty performing the task of walking when on a cell phone, just think of what this means when put into the context of driving safety," says psychology professor Ira Hyman.  ***MARLAR: I’m not sure this is a fair analysis.  Couldn’t it be that we just see clowns on the road so often that we’re just desensitized to them?

Britney Spears kicks off her "Circus" tour this week. It begins with several clowns coming out of her vagina.

There was a church group in my hometown who used to videotape their church services. And they used to do things like sing, shake, and drink snake venom. Then to take it a step further they used to air it on public access television. One girl from the group was like, “Did you see it.” No thank you. Id go to the circus if I wanted to see a bunch of clowns.

Below are Images of people who chill me to the bone, these captions are what they are saying to me in my mind

"Im going to shoot myself out of a cannon and into your nightmares. Then I`m gonna fuck you up"

"Of course your going to die! The rabit told me so!!"

"This wig covers my exposed worm ridden brain! Thats how I control what you do"

"You like card tricks? Heres one...AAAaaarrggh!!!!Die!!!"

"If I paralyzed you with hypnoses, which I can do by the way. This bird would eat you in a matter of weeks, but you would die and stop feeling pain near the end of the first"