A Romanian woman has revealed an entire wardrobe that she has made herself, using her own hair. The woman has made herself a raincoat, blouse, skirt, waistcoat, hat, shawl, handbag and purse. ***MARLAR: She wanted to make a pair of pajamas as well, but you all know what “bed head” looks like.

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...Amy Winehouse spent roughly $14 million on partying while on a 7 month stay in St. Lucia.  Most of the money went to pay for drugs & alcohol, new clothes, and her next 3 re-hab stays.  

Police said this naked man broke into a home in Louisiana on Monday and proceeded to cook himself a meal, make himself several drinks and take a shower before finally fleeing.

(I can only hope he at least had enough sense to steal some clothes.)

Security video captured this image of him outside the house and police booked Keith Potter, 50, on burglary charges Wednesday.

(At least Potter now has a clean prison jumpsuit to wear.)

Potter was arrested after a relative recognized him in media reports about the case and called authorities.

The relative was quoted as saying, “I’d recognize that pale, ugly ass anywhere.” 

While her husband Vince might find himself on the receiving end of “The People’s Elbow” if he were to run for public office, former World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Linda McMahon is being treated like a serious candidate after announcing that she will step into the ring and run for the Connecticut Senate seat presently held by Democrat Christopher Dodd. McMahon is being promoted as a self-funded fiscal conservative but socially left-leaning outsider with a vicious Pile Driver and a callous Cactus Clothesline.

Needless to say, the announcement gave myself, as well as McMahon's fellow Republican challengers, a chance to make corny jokes about whether she was "a heavyweight or a welterweight," but the fact remains she has proven herself a worthy adversary. Her history of savage steel cage matches and uncanny aerial abilities when leaping headfirst from the top turnbuckle only serve to confirm speculation that she will prove a fearless and formidable opponent.

As the public weighs in on McMahon’s candidacy, one political expert went so far as to say she "could improve the image of the party" in the state… because, as we all know, nothing spruces up a party’s image like knee-high boots, form-fitting spandex and a mask.

Oxi clean... cocaine for clothes.

Oxi coke w/ orange... for the ladies.

Oxi crack... when you can't afford the good stuff...

Peanut butter and oxi crack sandwich...

Oxi coke... fuck sham hooker... they fight back...

Oxi coke... great for your colon if you are a drug mule...

Oxi coke... cleans up the blood stains when you kill your hooker...

Oxi coke... when a abortion gets messy... dilute with  water and it'll get those blood stains out.

Oxi coke... processed and packaged by kids in the Philippines...

...and  I gotta say I find it interesting that you can actually buy luggage at the airport. Now I don't fly all that often, but I can't imagine there's people running around here with armfuls of clothes: "Hmm...there's gotta be an easier way to do this - oh, look!" 

Parent Co., an on-line retailer specializing in products geared towards children and babies, such as clothes, cribs, etc..have filed for bankruptcy protection. Meanwhile, Hand-me-downs.com, another on-line retailer, is thriving.

Before his death Walter Cronkite was said to still be very bitter with C.B.S. about his forced and early retirement . " I can't understand why they got rid of me and continue to keep Andy Rooney on the payroll ?  "   Cronkite went on to say ,  " I was a journalist that covered every major assignment in the world and Rooney talks about his paperclip and button collection, his messy desk, old smelly clothes, and how little he knows about the produce department inside a supermarket ! "  " I bet he'll screw up at my funeral too! "

California is considering legalizing pot to help the state rebound from its deficit.  It is expected that the state would take in over 1.4 billion dollars in revenue each year from pot heads.  In related news, legalizing cocaine is expected to bring back 70's clothes and the Bee Gees.