He is only four years old but he regularly takes four doses of Viagra to keep him alive.
The toddler has a rare condition called pulmonary hypertension that causes chronic high blood pressure. Something as simple a chest infection could kill him. Viagra is an expensive drug but it's actually one of the cheapest to treat pulmonary hypertension.
Many of the neighborhood mothers pay mom to let them baby sit the little tyke.
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In keeping with more recent re-interest in the blues, the series of films once
airing on public television in the United States as “The Year of the Blues”,
and, of course, in discovering more about the backgrounds and identities of the
performers who sang them, a great deal of attention is being paid to the very
many singers and musicians lacking more widespread notice and recognition. They
represent in a way an undiscovered treasury of the past and a chronicle of the
lives of people from and cultures of that time. Such a musician was T - “Big Cat Daddy” – JonesMr. T, Daddy (born circa 1933-1947…..d…?) played regionally throughout the South, appearing
most often on what has been called the “chitlin and hog maw circuit”….smaller
spaces and venues frequented nearly exclusively by those of African American
descent.
Not much of T - “Big Cat Daddy” seems to have survived
however…mostly a few songs and what can only be called blues fragments…scraps
of paper containing a variety of half-finished lyrics. There is only one known surviving
recording to date: “Lonesome in the Dawn” for the now defunct MoonShine Record
Label (MSR 001), uncovered by noted blues documentarian, Randolph (Who My
Daddy?) Lomax…..the often rumored offspring of Allen (“No Child O’Mine”)
Lomax…and a short-order cook by the name of Sadie (You Eat Grits… White Boy?)
Stephenson. Repeated attempts to trace the heritage and paternity of the
younger Mr. Lomax, through DNA sampling, have been repeatedly denied by the
Lomax estate, who nevertheless have generously agreed to secure a “Hardee’s Big
Boy” franchise in Texiola for the two eldest daughters of Ms. Stephenson….Corinthiaand Penelope….This aside, Mr. Jones followed in the footsteps of Robert
Johnson, Robert Lockwood and Honeyboy Edwards, with a feeling and spirit much
in keeping with that tradition.
As to the sole surviving 78 rpm vinyl disc for MoonShine
Records, it was backed with Theodophilus “Small Mouth” Bass’ cover of.. “Gimme Some Fat Head Possum”.
On the strength of that recording, Mr. Bass quickly and
deservedly faded back into obscurity. As for Mr. Jones, there have been
persistent rumors that his blues career came to an abrupt end, owing to the
reputed loss of two fingers in a bar fight…leaving him obviously unable to play
guitar anymore. While impossible to trace and to satisfactorily verify, there
is speculation that Mr. Jones went back to complete his interrupted schooling
and ultimately became a man of the cloth, and perhaps, later… entered politics
as well.
What follows is a printed version of the sole song that we
know… written and recorded by T - “Big Cat Daddy” Jones.
President Barack Obama, expressing his openness to a newspaper bailout bill, stated that good journalism is “critical to the health of our democracy."
Insiders report that the proposal would allow ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, NPR, L. A. Times, New York Times, Boston Globe, Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, San Francisco Chronicle, Newsweek and Time Magazine to copy news stories directly from FOX NEWS in support of said “good journalism.”
Researchers found people who ceased being married at some point in their lives were significantly more likely to have chronic health problems than those who stayed married. I'm sorry I just don't buy it. These researchers have never eaten my wife's cooking.
LeBron James has revealed that he experimented with marijuana.. Reporters began to suspect the NBA star was high during his press conference when he stated his dope smokin' started in college..
Just when you were
thinking, "Man, the internet needs have another comedian promote the
shit out of a blog about nothing," Dan Wilbur delivers writing about
his favorite hobby: Sadness.
My
name is Dan Wilbur. You may remember me from The Apiary,
CollegeHumor.com, or that time I met your parents and did a poor job
keeping the conversation going after the question “so…you’re a
philatelist?”
This site is for YOU, the aberration from the norm
that enjoys searching for Barbaro’s Treasure in Zack and Wiki, instead
of gaining the trust of a young prostitute in your stolen car and
beating her to death with a baseball bat after consummation.
For
those of you who had the wherewithal to buy “cooler” or “less gay”
video game systems, I invite you to leave any comments or questions
you’ve been dying to ask a Wii player by e-mailing PhilosoWii@gmail.com.
This
site will feature News and Reviews, but mostly it will chronicle a
world seen through bluish-white glasses. If only I could type this all
out with the mere flick of a wrist!
Beware. There have been localised reports of random itchiness in your area. This is due to a sudden infestation of Itchy Gnomes. Itchy Gnomes are extremely hardy supernatural beings that infest our homes for the purpose of driving us insane.
FAQ
How do I know if I have an Itchy Gnome in my home?
Does your head itchy when someone mention head lice? Do you have a chronic itch in the middle of your back in that spot you just cannot reach? Does you vagina or anus itch at inappropriate moments? Do you envy your dog when it scoots on the carpet? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then chances are you have an Itchy Gnome.
How do I identify an Itchy Gnome?
They are easily recognised by their rotund stomachs and helpful explanatory t-shirts. If it doesn't say Itchy Gnome then you probably have something else, possibly a Sock Thief or maybe your short neighbour. Sprinkling them with salt will differentiate. If you have an Itchy Gnome, it will turn purple. If it is you neighbour, it will most likely just anger them.
What is the natural habitat of Itchy Gnomes?
They like to haunt bedrooms in particular. It gives them great pleasure delivering itches to those trying to get to sleep.
I have a very active gnome and it is driving me mad. How do I get rid of it?
In most cases a swift kick to its hind parts will give it the hint that its presence is not welcome. Be prepared for a chase though as Itchy Gnomes are extremely agile and fast and do not appreciate physical abuse. They also bite. If, despite kicking it, your infestation persists, try coating it in calamine lotion. This will cause it to instantly disappear.
Please pass this message on because for all you know, your friends are suffering in silence.
I. B. Feyridder.
Chef Media Officer for the Supernatural Health Department.
When conventional medical professionals refused to remove a 62-year-old local man's testicles, police said he turned to mysterious "professionals" to relieve what he called chronic pain. They're called hookers.
Turner Broadcasting System CEO Phil Kent apologized today for the “botched publicity stunt in Boston” regarding the Aqua Team Hunger Force. His apology appeared in the USA Today, New York Times, Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, The Washington Times, The L.A. Times, The Houston Chronicle, Dallas Morning News, Associated Press, The BBC, Reuters.com, CNN.com, Bloomberg.com, The Drudge Report, the ticker on MSNBC, Fox News Channel, CNBC, CNN Headline News, Google News, www.postanapology.blogspot.com/2007/02/turner-apologizes-for-boston-stunt.html,
DailyComedy.com via this posting, Urban Dictionary.com, Wikipedia, Meatwad's Myspace page, and is currently being left under a bench at every airport in America.