Hey Silverhorners! Compliments of the Silverhorn Season...in our bid to take over the world through blogging, I am subtly changing the names of all the big holidays to Silverhorn something...it's only a matter of time, so you might as well get on board now while there are still some good seats available... Apparently the wife is wishing for a whole lot more, and I am up against it...as usual...the shop vac idea of a few years ago didn't go over very big, and buying her the accessories for it the next year went over even worse...oddly enough I am reminded of that little faux pas ( or is it foh pah) this time every year...car mats and electric drills are out too...believe me... So after racking my brain until it hurt, and laying awake at least 30 seconds each night worrying about it, I decided to take a different route, yes, I am reduced to the gift certificate...that old husband stand by....so tonight I casually mentioned I thought that I might get the gnomes gift certificates this year, just to see what she might say...she said, "Yes, that's a good idea." "Wow!" I thought...until she continued... "Good idea to get the gnomes...but I don't want any...hmmmfff (she makes that funny noise when she is miffed...)I would hope you would put more thought into my gift than a gift certificate." "Umm...yeah...oh of course dear." I answered, "I wouldn't think of it.." Then I tried to look mysterious and knowledgeable, raising one eyebrow, (although I think they both went up because they are joined in the middle) I said, "I have a couple of great ideas to get you this year, yup, are you ever going to be surprised....." Sooooo....I think you see my little dilemma...if you don't you haven't been reading this blog very long...Folks, I have absolutely no great ideas...about anything, let alone what to buy her.... Now I know this has probably been done to death, but I gotta say it. It seems that we are soon going to know what Scottish soldiers are wearing under their kilts...or not wearing. It seems the army forgot to buy kilts....all they have left is enough for one in every fifteen soldiers. So when the lads (that's Scottish for men) come back from risking life and limb on the streets of Afganistan or Iraq, they have to slip off their kilt and pass it to the next guy going out on tour...hmmm... I'm told it has created quite a lineup of Iraqi ladies outside the gates of the Scottish barracks waiting to watch the 'changing of the guard' so to speak. One of them was heard to remark, "ooooooohhhhhh" which I am told by Marcello, who claims to speak fluent Iraqi, means "oooooooohhhhhh" in English. It's also sparked a entire new lineup of bagpipe jokes..... I'm told that Britney Spears got her inspiration for clubwear from watching some of the Scottish lads....and speaking of Britney, and you know I am gonna....it's time now for
<strong>The Britney Spears Chronicles</strong> On to Britney Spears nude, errr, I mean news, not Britney Spears Nude, oh my, I guess that was another one of those little faux pas or foh pazzzz, anyway, it seems Britney has been named the world's worst dog owner...by the same group who in a previous year named Oprah Winfry the worlds best dog owner...Britney, in an unoffical statement is reported to have said, "Well if they are so worried about my dog, perhaps they will stop talking about my pussy!" See Ya!!
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Turner Broadcasting System CEO Phil Kent apologized today for the “botched publicity stunt in Boston” regarding the Aqua Team Hunger Force. His apology appeared in the USA Today, New York Times, Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, The Washington Times, The L.A. Times, The Houston Chronicle, Dallas Morning News, Associated Press, The BBC, Reuters.com, CNN.com, Bloomberg.com, The Drudge Report, the ticker on MSNBC, Fox News Channel, CNBC, CNN Headline News, Google News, www.postanapology.blogspot.com/2007/02/turner-apologizes-for-boston-stunt.html,
