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Dan Wilbur
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Senator Mike Gravel Responds in Youtube Debate

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2007
Category: Political  
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Boston

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Senator Mike Gravel Responds in Youtube DebateQ: Did troops in Vietnam die in vain?

Gravel: “OUR SOLDIERS IN VIETNAM DIED IN VAIN! Now you can go to Hanoi, and get yourself an ice-cream cone from Baskin Robbins! And you can pick from over 31 of their delicious flavors! You can walk in there, and get a whole fudge crunch ice-cream cake--just for yourself! You can eat the whole thing and slide your finger over the left over cookie crumbles to savor the last bits of crunchiness…That’s what you can do! But I don’t think that’s enough!! I think our soldiers fought and died for more. Why isn’t there a Boston Market there yet? Or a Chipotle, at least?! There is only one thing worse than a soldier dying in vain, and it’s going to sleep at night without a rich, slow churned glob of melting frozen yogurt in your tummy. Because every soldier deserves a Gold Medal Ribbon (cone).”

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Ryder Addresses Sequel Rumors

By: Rye Silverman (C)
Submitted: Aug 28, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Winona Ryder

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In an interview for Entertainment Weekly, Actress Winona Ryder addressed rumors of a sequel to one of her most remembered films, "Heathers." Ryder acknowledged that Christian Slater has agreed to make a cameo in the sequel. Ryder did not comment on whether his role was only a cameo due to his otherwise overwhelming schedule. A rep for the sequel's producers did suggest to Daily Comedy that negotiations had been tough between themselves and Slater's shift supervisor at Chipotle.

In addition, Ryder neither confirmed or denied the film's reported working title, "Heathers on a Plane."




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