The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. Dick Cheney said to call him if they find oil.  

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Everybody has to stop all this foolishness that Osama Bin Laden is alive, living in a cave and send audio tapes to the world. Is this just another of Cheney's stupid ideas to keep the war on terrorists alive?

If he is alive what the hell is doing living in a cave?  And why is sending stupid audio tapes?  Who the hell makes audio tapes? If he's got electricity in that cave, why doesn't he make a video flipping everyone off?

And the news media goes crazy everytime a tape is let loose. "Osama Bin Laden Is Alive, Osama Bin Laden Is Alive, Osama Bin Laden Is Alive."  Shut up!  He's not alive.  If he is alive he would look like Jeff Dunham's puppet Achmed the Dead.

Hey. Maybe he is Achmed, "Silence, I keel you."

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Tiger Woods were travelling by car in the Midwest and a tornado swept them into the air and dropped them hundreds of miles away from where they wanted to go.  It took a while for the brain trust to figure out where they were.  It was a small town called Oz. So, they all decided to go see the Wizard and ask for help.  Hey, it couldn't hurt.

George W. said, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."

Cheney said, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."

Tiger said, "Where the hell is Dorothy?"

Dick Cheney continues to act as the main voice for the Republican Party.

However, in a recent poll, only 10% of Americans gave Cheney the thumbs up.

The other 90% gave him a different digit. 

This is absolutely true: there's a group called "Draft Dick Cheney For President, 2012". Hey, good luck with that. During Vietnam, they tried to draft Dick Cheney eight times and that never happened! 

I love listening to those traffic reporters in New York. One guy even referred to rush hour backups as "Dick Cheney Traffic"... because all the major arteries were clogged.   

Michelle Obama recently appeared in an anti-fur advertisement.   To which Dick Cheney said, "That's not what my wife would do".

The NFL is encouraging past and present football players to donate their brains to the Boston University study of brain trauma.

Many football players have already donated their brains as well as baseball players, basketball players, hockey players and boxers.

Also research has found that many other people have donated their brains.  The list includes Movie and TV actors, Reality (stars/actors???), and most of Congress and the Senate.

George W. and Cheney were the first subjects picked.

Former President Gerald Ford's brain was rejected because as Lydon Johnson said poor Jerry "played football too long without a helmet."