Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah join to make "Joyful Noise." yeah I am guessing its about as joyful as listening to two cats fuck can be...

Just my luck.......every time it rains cats and dogs,it's a real bitch 

A teenager in central Iowa has earned the nickname “The Deer Magnet” after hitting five deer in the past year with his car.  I wonder what his nickname would have been if he hit five cats…

The South Dakota Supreme Court has ruled that a police officer acted correctly when he seized 15 cats from a woman who was driving with the animals running free inside her car. In a 3-2 decision Thursday, the justices ruled that the felines were a distraction and interfered with driver Patricia Edwards' ability to see where she was going.   The woman claimed that she was too busy texting to be distracted by the cats.

New type of panties hit the market today . They come with built in panty liners for people with weak bladders. Because it doesn't mask the urine smell it will also come with 5 cats for companionship

My wife is paranoid about our three cats' health.  She even bought sanitation toilet seat covers for the litter box.   

"A hard-partying lighting designer was found dead in his luxury Manhattan apartment wearing a knee-length black latex suit and a gas mask and handcuffed from behind, law-enforcement sources said yesterday," according to The New York Post.

The Bobcats are headed to the playoffs for the first time in franchise history. The only ones more excited than the Bobcats are their first round opponents.

I recently watched the movie Dirty Dancing and it proves that the Catskills Jews are the smartest people in the world. Maybe they couldn’t dance but they hired Patrick Swayze as an instructor. Though he is more "Ghost" these days, he's still drop dead gorgeous

The Charlotte Bobcats have locked up their first playoff berth in franchise history. Now the arena has to reschedule "Disney on Ice." Bobcats owner Michael Jordan is so excited, he may even watch one of the games on TV.